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Bóbr Kurwa 🦫 First we need to figure out - what these unusual words are? 🤪 This is Polish: "Bóbr" is a beaver, "Kurwa" is a whore, and "Ja pierdole" is an expression of extreme surprise, similar to "WTF"? 😳 What an unusual combination! The meme itself was born from a large number of short videos in which Poles unexpectedly meet a beaver and jokingly chase it, backing it up with a fair amount of curses 😅 Until recently, it was just a funny meme, but this summer the Polish government became seriously interested in beavers 🇵🇱 This happened due to the fact that local authorities calculated how much the activities of furry builders cost them. The fact is that, according to the government, beavers are the main culprits of floods, as they destroy dams and embankments 🧱The government wanted to take the most severe measures, but in the end everything ended well and it was decided to install special metal nets on new and repaired dams for protection! "Everything will be fine, Mr. Beaver," assured Prime Minister Donald Tusk in a joking manner 🫡 Have you ever met a beaver? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

POV: Your artist neighbour invited you to a demonstration of her new painting, which she does in an exclusive nude technique 👩‍🎨 You expected to see naked girls in the drawings, but it turned out that the master paints her works naked and is not shy about it 🫦 What are you going to do? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

I feel it inside 🤭 Personally, I don't really like dirty talk in bed, although many people are turned on by it 🤭 "Suck it deeper, slut!", "Flood my face with cum, you bastard!" "Fuck all my holes, My Lord!", "Let me lick your pussy, My Mistress!" 💦 How many wonderful phrases we say to each other while in bed, how many shades of feelings and desires we experience at this moment 🫦 I think I like purity talk (I just came up with this term 😅) - it's when partners say something tender to each other, confess their love and sincerely admire each other✨ Maybe it's a little old-fashioned, but I get much more pleasure from it and when the time comes, ecstasy covers me as one huge wave 🌊 What do you prefer? 😸 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

A thousand steps 🦶 The mile has been known to mankind for thousands of years and was successfully used in a number of Ancient Countries to measure distances 🌍 Miles were measured in steps and therefore a strong difference began to arise between its indicators. In this regard, each country had its own system. The length of the Danish mile, for example, is 7532.48 meters, and the length of its neighbor, the Swedish mile, is 10.688 meters 🤯 Naturally, such differences began to create serious confusion and the transition to the metric system of measurements was inevitable, and it solved many problems! However, Britain and the United States did not want to give up their system of measures, and in 1959 they even formed an agreement, according to which the mile now had a unified length - 1609 meters 🤝 It is interesting that the mile, as a system of measurement, originated in Ancient Rome and literally means "a thousand double steps of Roman legionnaires in full armor on the march" or "mille passus" 🐺 In ​​this regard, Britain became an heir to another Great Empire and passed on its legacy to the United States - such a winding path, thousands of historical miles long 📜 And what is the system of measures in your country? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Temporary patterns 🦋 When I was little, temporary tattoos were very popular, which the guys and I would stick on our hands to look cool 😎 Sometimes we didn’t even wash for several days to preserve these drawings 🤪 As a rule, these wonderful pictures were found in cheap chewing gum and candies! We came to kindergarten all covered in tattoos and the coolest was the one with the most unusual and numerous tattoos 🤘 And the history of transfer tattoos itself begins much earlier in the 18th century, when a French man Simon Francois Raven invented Decal 🧐 Decal was a rather complex method and was initially used for furniture and interior items! But by the end of the 19th century, due to the development of production technologies, transfer images became so popular that a real decalcomania emerged 🤯 Pictures were transferred to almost all household items!!! However, temporary tattoos gained their familiar appearance only in the 1980s - that's when their fun journey began among children, teenagers and adults who liked to add something bright and unusual to their image, but are not ready or cannot get a tattoo 🌸 Did you get temporary tattoos as a child? 😏 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

The Power of Dreaming 🌙 I often have extraordinary dreams, and I remember them quite clearly 🧙‍♂️ In them, I travel to distant worlds inhabited by wonderful creatures! Often I am just an observer of strange events, but sometimes the inhabitants of these worlds communicate with me and tell me unusual things 🤯 Sometimes I save entire worlds, and sometimes I unwittingly become a witness to their fall 🌋 Many of my dreams have a very coherent timeline and are quite realistic, so I tend to wonder if all that happening within a dream is not just a game of my imagination, but something more real 😵‍💫 Many Shamans believed that dreams are our experiences in other worlds, and when we fall asleep we travel 🌳 And Edgar Allan Poe wrote: "All that we see or seem. Is but a dream within a dream»… I haven’t yet found an exact answer to the question "What actually is a dream?" And how do you feel about your dreams? 🌌 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Like in a Fairy Tale 🧚‍♀️ We are going on a new journey through the MTG universe, this time we will find ourselves in the fairy-tale world of Eldraine, where old legends and familiar stories from childhood take on a new form! The world of Eldraine is based on the Arthurian legends, German and English fairy tales, so this world is very dark and dangerous 🦇 "Emry, Lurker of the Loch" is a reference to the "Lady of the Lake" from the Arthurian legends - it was she who gave Arthur the magic sword "Excalibur" 🗡 Many people mistakenly believe that Arthur took "Excalibur" out of the stone, but this is not true - Arthur took another sword out of the stone, which most likely bore the name "Clarent" 🪨 "Blow Your House Down" is the from the famous children's fable "Three Little Pigs", in which a wolf blows away the flimsy buildings of the piglets with his powerful breath, and only one of the pig brothers - hardworking and persistent, manages to build a strong enough house to hold back the onslaught of the wolf 🐷 "Totentanz, Swarm Piper" - The Pied Piper of Hamelin is a rather creepy legend, because it is recorded in the chronicles along with other ordinary events and even has an exact date of June 26, 1284 🐀 The local authorities refused to pay the Pied Piper who saved the city from rats, and he took all the children over four years old with him from the city, more than a hundred people disappeared without a trace in a day 🤯 It is interesting that the card is called "Totentanz", which in German means "Dance of Death" - a popular medieval story telling about the frailty of human existence 💀 Where do you think the children from the city of Hamelin disappeared and what is behind this legend? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Friendship is Magic 🐴 I love this cartoon series for its cool characters, funny stories and great songs ✨ I started watching it as a child while learning English, and it was one of the first works that I watched in the original language 🇬🇧 I liked Rainbow Dash the most because she was strong, cool and spectacular - she had a beautiful mane and she could fly 🦄 Haha I guess I wanted to be like her 😸 But when I got older, I realized that I liked Fluttershy the most because she turned out to be the kindest, smartest, calmest and most adequate out of the main six ponies 🌸 My Little Pony gave me a good basis for understanding English, helped me deal with several difficult situations that happened during my childhood years and friendships with other people, and of course, became a source of inspiration for my drawings 🥰 Do you have such a cartoon series? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

POV: New York, early last century 🌃 You are a successful entrepreneur and you have been invited to a private party! Unexpectedly, in one of the halls of a huge mansion, you meet a beautiful dancer, she lures you to a comfortable sofa to show her act 🤭 Will you agree? 😏 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

There and Back Again 🐉 Oh, I've loved this fairy tale since childhood, my mother read it to me many times before bed and I myself reread it many times later, although now I've forgotten some moments 😅 Still, Peter Jackson's films leave their mark and the details of the book and the film adaptation get confused in the mind! I don't think Professor Tolkien himself knew what his passion for legends and the scientific work of a philologist would turn into ✍️ He himself says that the idea to write "The Hobbit" did not even occur to him: one day, while checking exam papers, he wrote on a blank sheet of paper "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit" 🧑‍🌾 And then everything spun by itself and, caught by an unknown force, he created a fairy tale from which a whole new world was born ⛰️ In many ways, the world of Middle-earth is similar to ours and is inspired by the folklore of the peoples of the North: Scandinavian, Celtic and Old English mythologies 🤓 Many names, plots and general atmosphere are taken from these cultures, so in many ways the universe of Middle-earth is the ideological heir and continuer of these cultures 🐺 This is probably why everyone in the north loves this universe so much haha 😸 Have you read The Hobbit as a child? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Yummies 😋 When my friends and I were teenagers, we often ate dry instant noodles mixed with spices, it was very strange, but we loved this snack haha ​​😸 In fact, I try not to eat fast food, chips and sweets, but I still treat myself a little from time to time 🤭 Sometimes I buy myself all sorts of yummy things: chips, yogurts and sweets and sit down to watch some TV series or an exciting YouTube video 😅 I think my favorite junk food is McDonald's nuggets with cheese sauce, Lays with sour cream and green Skittles 🍔 And what yummy things do you like? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

All jobs are good 🤗 People have different attitudes towards the adult sphere, some condemn the work of models, because they believe that it's too simple, immoral and is a parasitic activity for society 🥸 Many of my friends are negative about this sphere because of personal experience and internal conflicts that they experience in this regard 🥺 To me it seems that we all have the right to personally choose the activity that seems joyful and interesting to us 🌸 When I first started being a model, I firmly decided that I would not do what I did not like and I still adhere to this decision 😇 I always wanted to create something interesting and unusual, to make people happy and bring pleasure into their lives in the best sense of the word 😸 And now I am very grateful that I have the opportunity to create something that gives people pleasant emotions ✨ In recent days, I have been filming quite long and complex videos - yes, I was tired and a bit nervous, I wanted to rest and just go to bed haha ​​😴 But I was always happy, realizing that somewhere there on the other side of the Earth some person would watch my video and become a little happier 🤍 P.S.: The photos were taken right after filming 🤭 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

There is no spoon? 🤯 At one time, the Matrix became a real revolution in cinema and people's consciousness, becoming the epiphany of the development of action films of the 20th century 😎 Personally, this movie always caused very strange, mixed feelings in me - especially at that moment when Morpheus talks about the fields where people are cultivated like livestock 😵‍💫 I can't call it fear, rather a distant feeling of something familiar and unnatural... Over time, the Matrix became less and less relevant and exciting the imagination, new theories about the origins of the world and reality appeared, cinematography developed and many moments of the film began to look somewhat comical and strained, but no less beloved from this 🤗 Although I must admit - the development of AI in recent years adds new shades of meaning and relevance to the Matrix! But I think the mentality of humanity itself is gradually changing and more and more people would not see any problem in living in a peaceful world - even if in a virtual, unreal space created by artificial intelligence 🤖 Which pill would you choose: blue or red? 💊 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Triskaidekophobia 1️⃣3️⃣ We're returning to my terribly beloved, gothic Innistrad 🦇 Here, at night, menacing Werewolves howl in the forests, evil spirits search for lost travelers, and vampire aristocrats fight for power and blood 🧛‍♀️ People can only fight to maintain sanity in the midst of this creepy world 👩‍🌾 Of course, many fail to keep their sanity and most people develop phobias, for example, a fear of the number 13 - Triskaidekophobia 😱 There are several funny cards that play with meanings of this phobia! For example, the enchantment of the same name, which makes the player lose if his life total is equal to the fatal number 🤯 If the opponent does not find how to deal with this enchantment, the number 13 will actually start to scare them! It's funny that on the art of this card, a frightened villager runs away from a house in which 13 kitchen tools are hanging, 13 logs are lying in the stove, 13 blood stains are on the wall, and 13 fragments are scattered on the floor 😵‍💫 The other two cards, "Tree of Redemption" and "Tree of Perdition", are mirror versions of each other from different times! The first allows you, the player to swap the life total with your tree, and the second can force you to swap life total with your opponent's tree 🌳 And, of course, both trees have endurance equal to 13! "Tree of Redemption" gave freedom and forgiveness to the hanged souls, but with the arrival of Emrakul, the tree went a little bonkers and now "There will be no absolution." 😡 The last card, "Triskaidekaphile", is a big fan of the number 13 and hands, her card has exactly 13 jars with hands 🫣 And she allows you to win the game if you have exactly 13 cards in your hand - such are the puns in MTG haha 😸 "She's always willing to lend a hand. It just won't be her own." Do you have any unusual phobias? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

You've got mail! 💌 Humanity has always needed ways to transmit information over a distance. Now we live in a wonderful time of developed communications, but thousands of years ago people could not even imagine such luxury🗿 Before people invented writing, they transmitted messages in a variety of inventive ways: for example, by singing, as the Alpine shepherds did, or whistling, as the inhabitants of the Canary Islands did - by the way, they could transmit about 4,000 words in this way 🤯 African and South American tribes used large drums - tam-tams - to transmit information 🥁 And many tribes of Europeans and Native Americans transmitted messages using fires and smoke 🔥 Then humanity invented writing and the first messengers and postal services appeared, but we still continued to use inventive methods to transmit messages🐴 During the time of the Egyptian Pharaohs, humanity discovered the amazing ability of pigeons - they always return to their nests, no matter how far away they are from them 🕊️ And since then, pigeons have actively served as postmen, helping people learn about incidents, build alliances and make beneficial deals 👑 By the way, how would you feel if you found yourself in the same situation as the messenger in the video? 😸 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

POV: You found a female rabbit in your bed, driven by the sole purpose of REPRODUCTION🐰 Will you run away or accept this challenge? 🫦 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Mathematics 🤓 I wasn't very good at math at school, so I skipped classes in high school! Frankly speaking, I skipped about half of all classes in high school 😅 English and literature were never skipped though! The fact that my teacher wasn't very adequate added fuel to the fire - she could suddenly start yelling at us or, on the contrary, praising us too much, her emotions were like a pendulum and I couldn't keep up with it 😸 I really like math as a concept and what patterns it traces in the world, how it puts random cosmic things in a strict system and how it explores otherworldly probabilities and pushes the human imagination to its limit. I really tried to study it, but I couldn't comprehend it 🥹 I'm definitely a humanist!! And do you find math understandable or incomprehensible? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Rivers of milk 🐮 Presumably, mankind discovered milk around twelve thousand years ago, as evidenced by archaeological excavations, folk tales and ancient frescoes of people milking cows 🏛️ I have always been interested in how people came up with the idea of ​​cooking and eating certain foods: for example, milk, cheese, cottage cheese and butter 🤯 I'm afraid we will never know and can only guess haha ​​😸 But we know a couple of interesting facts about milk in the history and myths of mankind: Queen of Egypt Cleopatra took milk baths daily to preserve her beauty and youth 🛁 According to Greek legend, Hercules ate only milk and cheese 🧀 Hippocrates called milk a medicine and said: "In milk there is perfection" 🐄 Do you like milk? ☺️ #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

1000 FRIENDS 🎉🤗🥳 Thank you so much, My Dear Friends, for your support and interest in my work 🙏 I hope that you enjoy all the fascinating stories and content, and that you enjoy spending time here 🌸 Thank you so much for helping me get through the difficult times and making me happy every day ✨ You are my favorite cuties, and I believe that we will have many more wonderful moments together 🩷 Thank you all so so much and here is a small gift from me to you🤭 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Shamans, courtesans and queens 👸 The choker first appeared in Ancient Egypt and was often used as an amulet to protect against evil spirits, rather than as a fashion element 🧿 On the other side of the world, Native Americans wore chokers as a symbol of power and a sacred amulet! Many shamans and chieftains wore these decorations made from feathers, animal bones and shells 🐚 Then, during the Renaissance, the choker came into fashion as a decoration for the rich and noble. Gold and pearl necklaces decorated with precious stones became an essential accessory for palace fashionistas 🏰 Then came the 19th century and the black velvet choker quietly became an identification mark for courtesans and dancers 💃 However, at the end of the century, Queen Alexandra of Denmark once again returned the choker to the status of a "noble" accessory. She often appeared in public and in photographs in wide chokers with beads up to her chin! The reason for this was a scar that she got in her childhood, so the queen decided to hide it 🎀 At the end of the 20th century, there was a real fashion boom, which elevated chokers to the rank of universal jewelry for all levels of society, it was worn by everyone: from pop stars to provincial schoolgirls 👩‍🏫 Now this accessory is in the wardrobe of almost every fashionista: it is worn when going out, visiting the theater and spending passionate nights 🫦 In general, having made this long way through the centuries, the choker took a well-deserved place in our jewelry boxes haha ​​😸 Do you like this accessory or is it too vulgar for you? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Cuteness Crisis 📉 You know, sometimes it's hard for us girls who love games to find handsome men in our favorite MMORPGs 🤓 That is, almost all the male characters there look very creepy; they are huge, toothy, hairy and even horned and scaly haha ​​😸 It's not so bad, but if you look at the female characters - questions for the developers can’t be avoided 😅 So here we are forced to fall in love with all sorts of horned and hairy monsters who take a shower once every three months 🤪 And we love it!! #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Canine Criminal 🐶 Each month, my dog ​​becomes calmer, smarter and older! But sometimes she still misbehaves and does all sorts of dog mischief 🤪 For example, she periodically chews the baseboard when I leave the house... Thank God that this is only one baseboard, which is by the door, and she does not touch the other ones in my flat 😸 It is impossible to be angry with her, but she also needs to be trained somehow 🥸 Although recently I have even stopped scolding her because of this - since besides this baseboard, she does not touch anything else, so this is her small, personal space for dog misbehaviour 🐕 And do your little friends misbehave too? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

"One Ring to Rule Them All" 💍 Last year, MTG released a great set as part of the Universes Beyond product line, it was called - "The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-Earth" 🧝‍♀️ I think you understand what world we are talking about! Only now this set has reached me and my friends and I have already played three drafts with it 😎 It's so cool when you put Howard Shore music on the background, sit down at the table with a lit aroma candle and you begin to immerse yourself in the cozy world of Middle-earth ✨ The hustle and bustle and problems are left somewhere behind and you just enjoy every minute ☺️ And, of course, this set has a lot of references, mechanics and pleasant surprises related to the Lord of the Rings universe 🌋 But I will not talk about them today, otherwise the post will be too long haha ​​😅 I will just quote the flavor text of the card "Fiery Inscription": "Ash nazg durbatulûk, Ash nazg gimbatul, Ash nazg thrakatulûk Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul" #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny #lotr #mtg

Great Tea Dragon 🐉 Nowadays, no one can say for sure how exactly tea culture originated in Ancient China 🌺 But scientists know that tea was first actively cultivated in China, and the drink itself is currently about 5,000 years old 🫖 There are a number of legends about the origin of tea: the generally accepted one tells of the ancient Divine Emperor Shen Nung, who was a herbalist, the father of agriculture and the founder of Chinese medicine 🙏 According to one version, when the emperor was at a halt, a tea leaf accidentally fell into his cauldron of boiled water (he ordered to boil water for better hygiene) 🌱 The emperor became interested in the aroma, took a sip, and felt a surge of vigor and freshness, which delighted him: “A drink that stimulates and relaxes at the same time” 🍵 And how is your relationship with tea, you do you drink it often? ☺️ #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

It's under the bed 😱 Many of us were afraid in childhood of creepy creatures that lurked under the bed at night, waiting for us to hang our leg or arm out to grab us 👹 Often they even got nasty and didn't let us stick our heads out from under the blanket! And sometimes we even had to turn on a cozy night light to drive the monsters back into the darkness from which they came 🌕 I was actually lucky in this regard, and no monster could fit under my bed, except maybe a carpet monster or a copybook monster 😅 But my peers had it tough, sometimes they held the line all night, and plush toys became their faithful defenders, ready to fight the under-bed evil 🐻 And how is your relationship with night monsters, did they bother you as a child? 😸 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Celtic Motifs 🍀 The mythology of Western culture and civilization owes much to the Celts, all the elves, gnomes, dragons and epic heroes - came to us from the folklore of this people, who inhabited modern Europe for centuries and are closely connected with other ethnic groups 🤗 Just like magical creatures, traditions and holidays came to our modern mythology and perception from the Celtic oral tradition 🎃 Of course, one of the most striking examples is Halloween or All Saints' Day or, as it was called in the original, Samhain 🌾 This was a holiday marking the end of the agricultural season, the beginning of the dark period of the year, marking the onset of a harsh, cold stage that people had to survive 🥶 On this day, the gates to the other world opened and all sorts of Fairies and Spirits left their Hills and came here from other dimensions ✨ Frequent guests at Samhain were also the Fomorians, which we talked about earlier in this post 📝(https://fansly.com/post/683405007680184321) It is unknown how exactly the tradition of dressing up arose, whether someone started putting on creepy costumes and masks for fun to scare people and beg them for a treat, or whether it had a ritual basis, some claim that parents dressed their children in monster costumes to hide them from the eyes of the Fairies who had a habit of replacing human children with their own 😱 Be that as it may, now we have a cheerful and carefree holiday that pleases children and adults all over the world 😄 Although who knows, maybe even today ancient hills and mounds open doors to other worlds and the Fomorians come out into our world to carry out their mysterious will 🌙 P.S.: I have a book about Celtic Mythology in my hands, a very interesting read! 🤓 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

What's that in the sky? 😱 As a child, I was terrified of alien shows 👽 Not even about the little green men themselves, but about UFOs, there was something unnaturally creepy in the pictures and videos of witnesses 👩‍🌾 All this was fueled by the creepy voice of the host and mysterious music, for adults it was simple entertainment, and for me it was a horror movie 😖 Stories from relatives about ball lightning and flying spheres of light added fuel to the fire, I even once witnessed similar inexplicable phenomena a couple of years ago - it was very creepy 😅 I think I'll tell you about it another time! And there was also a very scary movie called Signs with Mel Gibbson, it was often shown on TV... Sometimes I even sat under the table to hide from the aliens from this movie haha ​​😸 And how is your relationship with UFOs? 🛸 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny #ufo

I completed the challenge!😤 October is behind us, and with it Inktober has also passed 🖋️ I won't have a long conversation about how hard it was sometimes to force yourself to draw something in the evening, when you were constantly on the go from five in the morning and worked all day, and your eyes start treacherously closing haha ​​😸 I'll just say that I finished successfully for the first time and can rightfully consider myself to have passed this challenge! 🦁 Have a wonderful Friday and a wonderful rest, everyone 🌸 P.S.: No horror stories today, since Inktober itself is a terrifying thing haha 🤪 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny #art

POV: You are a member of the special Kira investigation unit. This man decided that he can punish criminals and administer his justice like a deity 📓 Your task is to guard one of the main suspects, actress and model Misa Amane, but the frivolous Misa decided to play with you 🫦 Will you lose your guard and be enchanted by the charms of the young beauty? 🤭 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny #cosplay

Antarctica in Fire 🔥 Carpenter's "The Thing" left a lasting impression on me as a child and probably gave birth to my negative attitude towards horror films haha ​​😅 A creepy tense atmosphere, disgusting monsters and a cunning alien creature somewhere far away in the ice of Antarctica trying to spread its influence - yeah, its super creepy 🥶 The film was based on the science fiction story by John Campbell "Who Goes There?", but for some reason it seems to me that the author himself was quite inspired by Lovecraft's story "At the Mountains of Madness"🧊 In this work, researchers go to Antarctica and find traces of the Ancient race of the Elders Things, as it turns out, the Elders Things created most aspects of life on the planet, including the first mammals and a creepy workforce called the Shoggoths 😱 Shoggoths escaped from the control of their masters and arranged a real biological revolution, and scientists faced the consequences of all this millions of years later - I highly recommend it to all enjoyer of such cosmic creepy stories 😸 And what do you think in Antarctica - is there something under a layer of ice, something secret, creepy and forbidden is hidden? #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Bayun the Cat 🐈‍⬛ This serious character from Slavic mythology belongs to the class of monsters. This huge black cat lives in the Far Far Away Kingdom in the Far Far Away State, this is a magical country of the Slavs identical to the other world ✨ He sits there in a distant forest, where neither animals nor birds live ... He sits and waits for his victims, sitting on a high iron pole 😼 Perhaps the sight of a huge black cat does not terrify you, but as soon as this cat purrs and begins to lull you with his stories - it will no longer be that funny for you! 😤 Lulling his victims, this cunning monster eats them as soon as they lose their vigilance - he has iron fangs and claws! And those brave souls who manage to endure the cat's lullabies are awarded the opportunity to catch him, and if they succeed, Bayun will grant them good health, great wisdom and he will become a faithful ally 😸 Although I'm not an all-powerful cat, still I'll grant you some generous discounts until the end of the week on a Mighty Guardian subscription and you won't even have to catch me for this haha🤭 Hurry, because until November 3 the maximum subscription level will cost only $33! 😱 Wish you a happy Halloween week my dears! 🦇 Artwork by Aleksandr Suchkov - “NAOBGON” #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny

Reaper King 💀 There is one very dark world in the MTG universe, without going into details I will say that this is an unusual world, since it was created by the spells of a powerful fairy! The world itself has two main aspects and phases: light, sunny and summery - Lorwyn, and gloomy, autumn, where the sun never rises - Shadowmoor 🕸️ Today we are interested in Shadowmoor and in particular its scarecrows! It must be said that Shadowmoor's scarecrows have the ability to walk, do simple work and actually fright anyone quite a bit 😱 They were created by the local humanoid race - the Kithkin! The Kithkin are most similar to hobbits - they're short, love comfort, their farms, but unlike hobbits, they are masters of military craft and telepathy 😵‍💫 They need scarecrows to protect the harvest, help with the housework and defend against small, malicious creatures! They say that the first scarecrows were created from the wood of treefolk, and that is why they are endowed with magical properties! Be that as it may, over time, the scarecrows acquired somewhat of their own will, some of them were abandoned by their owners or got lost, and such lost "souls" found refuge under the banners of the Reaper King 🎃 Little is known about the Reaper King, but he is definitely the strongest of the animated scarecrows of Shadowmoor! For a long time, he has been wandering through the endless fields, forests and swamps, becoming larger and stronger, gaining experience and taking other scarecrows under his aegis. He leads them and they wander through the gloom of Shadowmoor, heading towards an unknown goal - "It's harvest time." 🌾🌙🍂 I don't know about you, but for me this is a rather creepy and fascinating image, I would like to be friends with such a scarecrow if I had the opportunity! And how is your relationship with scarecrows, are you afraid of them by any chance? 😬 #cute #teen #babyface #nerd #skinny #mtg

Bye bye, Arachnophobia! 🕷️ Since childhood, I was afraid of bugs, spiders and woodlice! It was a real test for me to be near them and even look at them 😱 They seemed very creepy to me, and I could not even explain to myself why they evoked such strong emotions in my brain - I was just scared! But one day everything changed... At 16, I went to a summer camp, it was with an emphasis on education, very similar to a short-time nice college 🤓 I chose the Biological Squad, because it was the most interesting direction, ahead of me was meeting nice people, excellent teachers and horrifying tests haha ​​😸 Once, my squad and I went into the forest to search for and study insects! I really didn't want to go into the forest to catch insects, so as not to disturb these creatures, and I didn't want to get too scared once again 😅 I hoped that I would just walk around and not have to disturb anyone! And so it was, my group caught a lot of bugs, and I just walked around, but at some point the jars for storing the insects ran out... And our teacher caught a rare, giant, fat beetle with huge antennae, legs, I think this bug was around the size of my palm!🪲 There was nowhere to put it and the teacher quickly throwing "Here you go, May" just forcefully put it in my hand and ran away to catch more beetles!!! I was terribly scared, my hand and whole body were shaking, my eyes widened, I held the bug with two fingers and whined, begging him to take the bug away from me 😭 The bug, as luck would have it, started shaking its head quickly, trying to bite something and loudly rattling its antennae, I almost lost consciousness! I started screaming for the teacher to take the bug away from me, but he just laughed and said: "Hold it, hold it, May, don't let it go for anything!" 😸 I decided that I would hold the bug and closely monitor all its actions so that it wouldn't bite me or eat me haha ​​🤣 A strong sense of responsibility awoke in me, I realized that this bug was really rare and our "expedition" couldn't miss it! And after a few mi

POV: You walk into your room and find your maid about to steal a family jewelry 😱 She apologizes and says that her situation forced her to! She looks at you in a strange and begs you to forgive her... You soften. Suddenly she unzips your fly and whispers: "Sir, I know that fair ladies do not act like this, but as a token of gratitude and as punishment for my impudence - please rail me 🥵" What will you do? #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

The Fertile Orgy 🌳 Folk festivities in Venice have their roots in paganism, in Ancient Rome, a carnival was held in honor of the worship of fertility deities, which erased social differences between people ✨ In many ways, this celebration was similar to Saturnalia - slaves were allowed to feast and have fun with their masters on an equal basis. For this, masks were invented to cover people's faces so that their position and role in society would not get disclosed! The celebration was accompanied by a wild feast, ritual actions and orgies, in general, a full set of Roman fun 🤭 With the advent of Christianity, the holiday was assimilated and began to be exclusively entertaining. And during the occupation of Italy by French troops, Napoleon Bonaparte banned the holiday altogether, as it created the danger of social unrest and rampant crime 🥷 Fortunately, the revival of the holiday still took place in 1979 and tourists flocked to Venice to soak up the atmosphere of this unusual and ancient holiday 🌸 Would you like to visit such a carnival or do you prefer its pagan version? 😸 #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

To date, the oldest dildo found by archaeologists dates back to the Paleolithic period and is 30,000 years old 🤯 It is made of stone (oddly enough for the Stone Age😅) and was found in southern Germany! Over the following millennia, people made dildos in every corner of the globe without exception. Dildos were made of stone, copper, bronze, wood, ivory and even dough 🥖 Then there were the Greeks, who invented the double dildo and introduced the dildo into literature! They were followed by centuries of persecution of dildos in Europe and the rise of the strap-on in Japan 👺 And then finally widespread recognition, fame and an honorable place in modern culture! In general, the dildo had a long and epic history, and I'm sure that we will see new and more unusual rethinkings of this wonderful device in the near future haha ​​😸 #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

Naked autumn 🍁 Here comes the late autumn season, when romantic charm gives way to dark cozy evenings, and the chilly wind tries to touch the once familiar silhouettes. The trees have gradually lost their yellow foliage and now stand almost naked, preparing for the arrival of winter ❄️ I try to match the rhythms of nature and also stand with them a little naked, ready for the change of season 🤭 And what metamorphoses do you go through when the seasons change? #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

My daily routine 👩‍🌾 In general, my day goes something like this: I wake up, walk the dog, do qigong, cook, eat, work, play, work again, walk the dog again, cook, eat, draw and go to bed 😴 Hahaha I understand perfectly well that each new day of mine is in many ways similar to the previous one 😸 I do about the same things at about the same time, and I'm sure that many people would get bummed out sooner or later with such a routine... But I sincerely feel that every day for me is filled with something unique, beautiful and very interesting, because every day I do what I love with all my heart, and this cannot be compared to anything! In many ways, stability calms and grounds me, and my usual daily routine is very comfortable and pleasant for me, and I am infinitely grateful that life is developing exactly as it does every day, that I have the opportunity to live at the most comfortable pace and enjoy the usual, so familiar, but always wonderful, interesting little things ✨ So let's enjoy our everyday affairs and usual routine, because you never know what can happen to them tomorrow! #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

Shadows over something 🌘 As I said last week, MTG has a huge number of Lovecraft references, there are even entire worlds that are imbued with an atmosphere of horror. For example, the dark and gothic world of Innistrad 🦇 In this world, everything has always been unsettling, and in one of the latest expansions, they even summoned an ancient, abominable Deity from another reality! The series of these expansions is called "Shadows over Innistrad", which in itself is a bold reference to Lovecraft's story "Shadows over Innsmouth". In addition to the general atmosphere, the Ancient Deity and all sorts of distortions of space, objects and perception, these sets squeezed in a couple of direct references to the work of the gentleman from Providence 🤓 For example, the Rancid Rats card and its flavor text: "They're in the walls! Can't you hear them?" almost literally refer us to the story of Lovecraft "Rats in the Walls" - a very creepy story teaching us that sometimes it is better for us not to know the history of ancient estates and what our ancestors did there... And the card "Cryptolith Fragment" and its reverse side "Aurora of Emrakul" (in MTG there are double-sided "transformer"-cards) keep an interesting flavor text: “I felt compelled to take the twisted stone, and I abandoned my horse's burden to accommodate its weight. Now, its continued glow illuminates my home and warms my mind." — Garner Kroft, Moorland farmer This text alludes to Lovecraft's work "The Colour Out of Space", in which farmer Nahum Gardner and his family encounter a meteorite falling on their farm, a very creepy story, far ahead of its time and, by the way, this is the writer's favorite work ✨ And here is "Emrakul, the Promised End" herself, whose radiance and bad influence we discussed above, this is an Ancient Deity, very similar in its properties and manifestations to Yog-Sothoth, Shub-Niggurath or Cthulhu Lovecraft! In MTG, the analogues of the Ancient Gods are called Eldrazi - these are unpleasant creatures from other dimensions, very s

Rhinoceros in my apartment 🦏 I rarely post about drawing, although I do it every day! My new subscribers have probably seen very few of my drawings, maybe some don’t even know that I’m an artist 😅 Basically, I love drawing and painting and I hope one day my works will excite people’s feelings and adorn MtG or Hearthstone cards!! Haha 😸 But for now, modest sketches and daily work! #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

POV: You came to a famous martial arts master who possesses a secret technique of double penetration of infinite, fateful, energy staves🥋🙏🤯 You longed for the master to share the secret knowledge with you, but you did not expect what truth would be revealed to you 😱 “Are you ready to learn all the secrets of this teaching? 🫦” #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

Ink Month 🖋️ Every October, artists from all over the world unite to fulfill an ancient ink prophecy and leave their mark on the patterns of time! It is in this month that the sabbath of pencil witches, the mistresses of liners and felt-tip pens, takes place... The Great and Terrible Inktober 😱 Every day throughout the month, artists draw new works, every day they get a new prompt and every day they fight incredible laziness! This time, for the first time, I intend to survive to the end of this challenge and draw every day, wish me luck! So far it seems to work out! ✨ By the way, I have a cold, I hope that I will recover in a few days, but for now I am in the state of an amoeba 🫠 #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny #art

World of Friday 🎉 Today I'm relaxing and playing WoW almost all day, for the first time in two weeks! I really missed the atmosphere of the game and I feel that it is very important for me to visit this magical world more often and get inspired! I hope your Friday is also going in a comfy mode and you have a nice rest at the end of the work week 🤗 Have a wonderful evening and a great weekend, cuties 🌸 #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

Take it all off! But slowly 🤭 Striptease - oh how much passion is in this word! For centuries, this dance has excited the minds of passionate people and shocked moralists, appearing here and there in different forms and under different names 😸 The history of this dance goes through peoples and eras, and it must have originated at the very moment when someone invented clothes! Immediately, some smart guy decided to take off these clothes beautifully haha The most famous story associated with striptease happened in the 19th century, in the Moulin Rouge cabaret during a party for art school students! (It is believed that this story shaped modern striptease, making it what we know it as) 👠 During the celebration, one of the models, heated up by champagne, jumped on the table and slowly undressed to the sounds of music, appearing before the public in her "professional" costume! Someone called the police, the girl was immediately arrested for indecent behavior and taken to the police station, where she was fined a hundred francs!!! The police actions provoked anger and protests from students, which soon turned into riots. It must be said that this model was a renowned muse and inspiration for them, so the progressive youth could not just leave this situation 🧐 And after prolonged unrest and scandals, the students still managed to win and the ban on striptease in France was lifted! Do you like this unusual and sensual dance? 🫦 #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

Green and doesn't bite 🥑 Avocado is probably one of my favorite fruits (I always thought it was a vegetable, but turns out that it's a fruit! Botany 🤓) It tastes good, is very filling and healthy - what a wonder! And how many delicious recipes can you come up with using it? For example, guacamole - avocado mush with the addition of tomatoes, herbs, spices and lime juice - delicious 😋 Guacamole is a dish of the ancient Aztecs. The Spanish conquistadors called it "poor man's butter". In my country, it certainly can't be called a poor man's dish, since avocados don't grow here and are quite pricey 😸 But still, from time to time, I find an opportunity to enjoy them! Fun fact: Only men went to harvest avocados, the basis of guacamole, among the Aztecs, because it was believed that the appearance of this fruit could evoke erotic associations in women's minds 🤭 Do you often have avocados at your table? #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

In the Footsteps of the Amphins 🌊 Continuing with the Lovecraft theme, MTG has many references to the work of the gentleman from Providence! And one of the most mysterious is the race of Amphins, identical to Lovecraft's "Deep Ones". Amphins are a race of lanky, cunning, partially aquatic humanoids from the world of Shandalar. They can live both in the salty depths and in overgrown shallows 🐸 Very little is known about their civilization, and those bits of information that are available are collected by only one scientist adventurer - Gor Muldrak 🤠 His research leads him deeper and deeper into the abyss of the secrets of this ancient race! And judging by the art of his map, the amphins themselves guess about his search and are carefully observing... But here is what the adventurer himself writes in his works: “The amphin, a race of amphibious humanoids, have lived peacefully for generations in the depths of the seas, but their numbers have expanded, and their ammonite temple- caves can no longer hold their burgeoning numbers. The amphins' priests have set their sights upon Shandalar's shorelines, and their hunters have girded themselves for war. Meanwhile their mnemomages have infiltrated the sewers of each of the major cities. They have used their mind control powers to erase all knowledge of the amphins' existence from the minds of humanity. The near-universal ignorance of the amphin in every major university from Ardestan to Lesh is simultaneously evidence of the amphins' power, and of their nefarious intent." - Gor Muldrak, “Cryptohistories” Do you think there are similar hidden civilizations in our world? 🧐 #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

The curtain rises 🧐 Last week I went to the theatre for the first time in a while! Had a fantastic time, it was a comedy about opera singers. One of the funniest plays I've ever seen haha😅 There was even a group sex scene at the end of the play, and the actresses ran out on stage in very revealing outfits 🤭 Very very pretty, and talented actresses!! Definitely a sight to behold haha, I probably could never be so brave to run on a stage in lingerie... Overall I was completely satisfied and had a lot of fun! I really enjoy going out to cultural events every once in a while, but I'm definitely more of a stay-at-home-and-read-something girl haha Have you ever been to a show where you laughed the entire time? 😸 #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

POV: You're a cameraman in a TV studio and the news hostess asked you to stay after work 🤭 What are you going to do, when you find her like this in the break room? 🫦 #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

Ancient ineffable something 😱 Howard Phillips Lovecraft occupies a very special place in my heart. He stands there as a red-brick Victorian mansion and a mysterious yellow light beats tranquilly from the windows of his dwelling! Let many criticize the gentleman from Providence for his graphomania and excessive pomposity of his style, for me this man remains an extraordinary literary figure and a master of primordial horror 🧐 I think that he was very far ahead of his century and, like many geniuses, did not have time to enjoy the fruits of his labors. I am very glad that later he became an inspiration for a huge number of writers, directors and creators around the world! And I hope that this venerable man has found peace and happiness, having finally found his Unknown Kadath ✨ I think I will return to the Lovecraft theme more than once, but for now I wish you a wonderful weekend and more ancient forbidden secrets, cuties 🙏 #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny

Welcome 🤗 In my country, it is customary to welcome guests with open arms and generously set a large table for them: a lot of food, drinks, snacks and sweets ✨ Today I had a lot to do, and I only managed to cook some soup! So I will have to serve the best sweet thing in store to the guests - myself 🫦 Will be waiting for everyone for a tea party, cuties! #cute #teen #babyface #babygirl #skinny