sexplanations

Sex tip (May 25): I’ve never been one to read fashion magazines but when I do its for the sex tips. As kitchy as they are sometimes there’s joy in reading the delightfully practical suggestions people have about their very non-hypothetical sex that removes me from clinical thinking. It’s refreshing in an odd way, the sensationalized how-to of a few pages tucked between celebrity gossip and perfume advertisements. The one that I’ll share with you today, kind of wishing I had come up with in all its delicious absurdity is tying your hair back with your underwear (probably thong). Right, you’re going to go down on someone and hair is gettin’ in your mouth, panty scrunchy time. Granted not all of you have long hair. Or wear underwear. Or go down on people. In that case let this simply be a lesson in creativity. Sex, like hair wear, does not have to look one way. There isn’t a recipe or a script for it, it’s dynamic and playful. When you’re not sure how to position yourself or muffle the screaming for your neighbors -- think about the underwear ponytail and inspire yourself to go beyond the shoulds and musts to the something quite clever. EXCEPTION: do not do this with birth control, people. Makeshift condoms, no!

Published: May 26th 2015, 2:38:50 am

Sex tip (May 25): I’ve never been one to read fashion magazines but when I do its for the sex tips. As kitchy as they are sometimes there’s joy in reading the delightfully practical suggestions people have about their very non-hypothetical sex that removes me from clinical thinking. It’s refreshing in an odd way, the sensationalized how-to of a few pages tucked between celebrity gossip and perfume advertisements. The one that I’ll share with you today, kind of wishing I had come up with in all its delicious absurdity is tying your hair back with your underwear (probably thong). Right, you’re going to go down on someone and hair is gettin’ in your mouth, panty scrunchy time. Granted not all of you have long hair. Or wear underwear. Or go down on people. In that case let this simply be a lesson in creativity. Sex, like hair wear, does not have to look one way. There isn’t a recipe or a script for it, it’s dynamic and playful. When you’re not sure how to position yourself or muffle the screaming for your neighbors -- think about the underwear ponytail and inspire yourself to go beyond the shoulds and musts to the something quite clever. EXCEPTION: do not do this with birth control, people. Makeshift condoms, no!