Published: June 5th 2022, 7:28:46 am
Author’s note: Well I’m visiting my parents and like a goof, I left my laptop at home, so I had to edit this by finger tap. Took a little longer but here it is! Enjoy super-fans!
BDB: the Big Diaper Boys. With such hits as going googoo gaga for you and clean boy, a song about recycling, BDB has taken the world by storm. In the music video for ‘Clean Boys’, the BDB boys are cleaning up a Park in their big crinkly diapers, collecting bottles and trash as they sing. They are hoping to use their power as Pop idols to inspire others to recycle. Another type of recycling they might do is recycle diapers. Little Petey, for example, in the video for ‘Pamper Pig’ ends up getting put in all of his group mates’ soggy diapers at once. They all laugh and call him the biggest diaper boy.
These antics and more make tickets to the Big Diaper Boy concerts.
*****
“Wow, I can’t believe We got tickets to the big diaper boy show!” Eli held up the tickets, excited as the walked from the parking lot toward the concert venue.
“Yeah, yeah,” said his friend Jay, “Don’t pee your pants over it.” But of course Jay couldn’t help but smile a bit, feeling proud of himself for having snagged the tickets through a friend.
Meanwhile, the Big Diaper Boys boys were getting ready backstage.
“Man. Do I really have to wear these diapers every performance?” asked Kija.
“It’s in the contract,” said Kid-Krinkle, his band mate. “We have to wear them. And use them too!”
“Why do you sound so excited about it,” whined Kija.
“I’m not,” said Kid-Krinkle, smiling ear to ear.
“Yeah right,” said Kija. “You may like your diapers, but I for one can’t wait till I can get out of that stipulation.”
“That’s not happening anytime soon,” said their manager, walking in and tapping a sheaf of paper on his palm. “Showtime in 15 minutes, you better get your butt on that changing table and get ready, big diaper boy.”
“All right, all right,” said Kija as he reluctantly lay down on the changing table. Kija was always the last one, delaying getting changed into his extra thick stage diapers as long as possible. It wouldn’t be so bad if he didn’t have to wear diapers 24/7, but that was the rule.
“This is ridiculous!” Kija whined as the ‘make-up’ team descended on him.
“Don’t worry bud, you’ll get used to them eventually,” said the manager. “You don’t see any of your other group mates complaining, do you? This is just part of the image. Probably will be as long as you’re famous.”
Kija frowned. This wasn’t what he signed up for, but the show must go on, as they say.
Meanwhile, Eli and Jay had finally reached their spot at the front of the ‘pit’ - right near the front of the stage.
“I can’t believe we’re going to be so close to BDB! I bet we’ll be able to see the sweat dripping off their diapers!”
The two guys had worn their BTB-brand diapers over their jeans, as had much of the crowd. Of course, this diaper style wasn’t very functional, being over their pants, but that wasn’t the point. It was the style that the group had coined, and people were going gaga over it.
“Uh oh,” said Eli. I’ve got to go pee!
“Look at how crowded it is up here,” said Jay. “You’ll never find your way back. You’ll just have to hold it.”
“I can’t!” said Eli, already doing a very fashionable potty dance. Eli was covering the front of his diaper as he held his knees together and jumped back-and-forth, causing several onlookers to say “Awww!”
“Well then,” said Jay. “Unzip your fly and pee into the diaper.”
“But won’t get my jeans wet?” asked Eli.
“Sure, but only under the diaper. No one‘s going to see.”
Reluctantly, Eli reached down and unzipped his fly, then pulled out his penis so that he could pee pee into the diaper. A look of relief soon washed over Eli’s face.
“See? That’s much better,” said Jay, patting his friend on the back, “isn’t it?”
Eli blushed and nodded.
A loud voice rang out over the speaker system. “And now, please welcome BDB: the Big Diaper Boys!”
The lights came up to reveal that the members of BDB had been there all along.
Eli blushed as he caught the eyes of one of the members staring at him. Had they seen the whole thing? He tried to forget about it, but he couldn’t shake it off. Snd those eyes - they kept looking back at him throughout the performance.
Aside from that, the performance went amazingly. BDB did ‘Clean Boy’, ‘Googoo gaga for you’, ‘Check My Big Diaper’, ‘Squatty Potty’, and the ever popular ‘Pee Pee Potty Dance’ that Eli had unwittingly imitated so well. But it was after the band did their world-famous Squatty Potty Squat that they called audience members on stage. This was the interactive part of the show. The part that made BDB shows infamous, and featured prominently in all the live concert footage that made its way online. Eli thought it would be cool to see until he saw one of the band members staring right at him and pointing.
“Oh my God dude!” said Jay. “It’s you! They want you to go on ahead!”
“No, no, I really don’t think I…” Eli shook his head and waved his hands in front of him, but nobody seem to be listening. The crowd was excited as the big diaper boy make a beckoning gesture insisting that Eli come. Eli found himself ushered forth by the many hands around him and brought up onto the stage in front of everyone.
“And what’s your name friend?” asked Kija.
“Eli,” said Eli.
Kija walked around him in a circle, looking him up and down. “My, my. I think we’ve got a super fan here! Can somebody get a close-up of his diaper?”
The camera zoomed in to reveal Eli’s big diaper, projecting it to the gigantic screens above them.
Oh no, thought Eli. They’re going to see that I peed my diaper.
Sure enough, the yellow spot on the front of Eli’s diaper was there blown up to the size of a car on screen. The crowd cheered. They loved it!
“How did you do that when you’re wearing pants?” asked Kija.
“Only my secret,” said Eli.”
The crowd laughed. Kija rubbed his chin. “
Only my secret… only my secret…” He began to sing a few bars. “Only my secret… Only I know… Only my secret… Baby let’s go.” He started snapping his fingers and bobbing his head, nodding to the others who chimed in, singing and spinning around as if they had choreographed the whole thing. The crowd went wild and they knew that they had their next monster hit on their hands.
Eli was amazed. How had they turned an offhand phrase into a catchy song seemingly instantly? Suddenly, he found the microphone shoved in his face, and he sang, “My secret! Nobody can tell. Unlesss you’re close enough… to notice the smell!”
As ll the band members busted out into laughter.
“I like this guy!” Said Kija, nodding to his band mates.
*****
After the show, Eli and Jay were invited backstage to shake hands with all the band members. The area had some couches, and seemed relaxed compared to the chaotic concert area. There was no alcohol and not even caffeinated soda as it went against the BTB good boy image. There was only sugar-free soda, water, and green tea. The two fans opted for the first option.
“Thanks for being a good sport,” said the Kija.
“O-Oh yeah… no problem,” said Eli, scratching the back of his head and blushing.
“Hey you were pretty good out there,” said the manager, walking in with a big smile on his face. “Can I talk to you about a little contract I have?”
Kija’s ears perked up as the manager continued.
“We could always use some junior members. You know, understudies in case anyone gets sick or drops out.”
The manager and Kija gave Eli a big spiel about how awesome it was to be in the band. Between the two of them, Eli was convinced to sign. The moment he did, the manager snapped his fingers and several stylists appeared.
“First thing’s first: we have to change you.”
“Oh sure,” said Eli, expecting to take the diaper off and be done with it. It was pretty ridiculous looking after all, even though it was the trend.
Eli tried to reach down into the diaper and tuck his PP back into his pants, but his hand was slapped away.
“No need for that. Let someone else do it.That’s what a diaper changes all about. The assistants will help you out.”
Eli found himself being ushered to the changing table and several hands made short work of his pants. Eli blushed and hid his face in his hands, thinking maybe they’re going to give me new pants. However, his hopes were dashed when he heard the crinkle of yet another diaper nearby. He risked a peek and saw they were indeed preparing a massively big diaper for him - much bigger than the one he was already wearing.
“W-Wait… how will that fit under my pants?”
“Oh, it won’t,” said the manager. “This is a new diaper we’re testing - the No-pants diaper. You can’t wear pants over it even if you try. Maybe some stretchy elastic oversized Lycra pants, if you get the right cut. We’re working on those next.
Eli assented, whimpering as he felt the soft thickness enclosing him.
Evan said, “Can I have one too?”
“The more testers the better!”
Soon, the two men were wearing huge diapers and Kija sensed this would be an opening for him to get out his contract. They hung out for a while and then Eli started doing the potty dance, triggering the other band mates to join in on the routine.
“Wow!“ said Kid-Krinkle. “You’re really good at this!”
“No, it’s not a dance! This is for real! Where is the restroom?”
“You’re wearing it,” said the others in the room.
Eli was forced to pee his pants. As the first spurts and trickled out and soon the flood followed. It was a torrential piss, but barely even showed on the outside.
“C-can I take these off now?” He asked.
The manager shook his head and Rli frowned.
“Just how long do I have to be in these? It’s getting kind of late…”
“Oh, you’ll be in those until they are soaked. Then we’ll put you in a new one!”
“A new one?” asked Eli. “Look, I don’t think I’m gonna be around long enough to soak these… I’m kind of sleepy.”
“Oh right, it is pretty close to your BDB bedtime… We’ll prepare your crib, kiddo.”
“Do I have to wear these to bed too? Wait… how long am I gonna be in diapers?”
“24/7,” said the manager.
“It’s part of our contract,” chimed in Kid-Krinkle with a big grin.