therealbritain

Just checked my battery, and it’s at 69 percent 😊

Wanna go bowling? I’ll give you a chance to pin me 😉

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you 🤭

I love my bed but I'd rather be in yours 🤭

I'm afraid of the dark... Will you sleep with me tonight? 😩

Are you an astronaut? Do you want to explore Uranus as your ..

Do you go to church often? Cause I wan to be on my knees ton..

I'm an archaeologist, do you have a large bone for me to exa..

My doctor said I have a vitamin deficiency, can you give me ..

Are you a good cook? I’d love to order a juicy sausage with ..

What size are you? My mouth would be the perfect fit 👅

Are you cold? Because I could warm you up between my thighs ..

Is there space in your mouth for another tongue? 😋

Don’t ever change. Okay? Just get naked 😊

Is there space in your mouth for another tongue? 🤭

I’m so thirsty, can you give me a cup of milk? 😊

My doctor said I have a vitamin deficiency, can you give me ..

This morning I finally realized what was missing in my bed, ..

Do you like pets? I can show you my kitty tonight 😘

I hate it when people pull my hair. I’d love to hate you ton..

Do you like pets? I can show you my kitty tonight 😊

Do you want to play doctor and patient? You can be my gyneco..

On hot days like these, all I want to do is lick a popsicle,..

Do you prefer to wear boxers or briefs? Nevermind, you won’t..

With all this hotness strutting around, I’m not surprised we..

I'm a plumber... Do you have a pipe that needs to be unblock..

I’m feeling a little off today. Could you turn me on? 😩

Let's play a game of seduction, the stakes are high ❤️

Owning my sensuality, embracing my power 😊

Unleashing my inner goddess, one photo at a time 💋

I’ve been thinking about the same thing all day: I want to f..

Embracing my fierce and feminine allure 😊

Playful eyes and a seductive smile 😍

Flaunting my curves and loving every inch 🤭

Good girl with very bad thoughts 🤭

She's got that fire in her soul 💋

If being hot is a crime, I’m expecting a life sentence. Get ..

Turning heads, stopping hearts, always 🚷

Not just a mood, an entire vibe ✨

Stealing hearts without even trying 🤭

Flirting with the camera because why not? 💁‍♀️

don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination 😉

I’ve got a bad idea. How about we...? 🤭

Caught in the act...of being absolutely fabulous 💁‍♀️

Naughty by nature, wild at heart 💋

Who's thirsty for some fun? 😉

Let my selfie be the reason for your smile today 😊

Eyes speaking louder than words ever could 👀

Just your daily dose of me 😚

Smooth operator on your timeline 😉