***Coming Home Gassy: Burping and Bloating Just for You*** I’ve just walked through the door, feeling bloated and full of gas, and I know exactly how much you love it when I let loose. I’ve been saving it all up for you, holding back every burp just so I can share them with you when I get home. I grab a soda, take a few sips, and then the real fun begins. The burps start rolling out, loud, deep, and stinking up the entire house. You can see how bloated I am, my belly pushing out as I keep belching for you, one after another. I can see that look in your eyes—you love every second of it, every stinky, gassy moment. This is just for you, and I’m not holding back.
