***Gassy and Bloated: My Burps as a Pickup Line*** We’re at a bar, and I’ve been downing fizzy beverages all night, leaving me feeling incredibly bloated and gassy. As I let out some massive burps, I notice you checking me out from across the room. I apologize for the constant burping and explain my situation, but you assure me you don’t mind. I take that as a green light to let loose even more, belching loudly and filling the air with a seriously disgusting smell right in your face. As I continue to burp, I see that you actually enjoy it, reveling in the stinky alpha belches. I keep going, using my burping skills to impress you and win you over. Eventually, I invite you back to my place for a stinky attempt at romance, turning this burpy encounter into something more intimate.
