bayesianash

You ready for Halloween? I got some treats.

Just a reminder that I do dick/cum rates for those who reall..

Come get comfy with me.

Haha. Fisheye is fun guys.

That fish eye lense is crazy!

Yes, we're a full service cleaning company. I will personall..

Look. I'm a boob puppeteer!

Another post where they're way bigger out of the top than in..

Magically, they're even bigger out of the top.

I can't sleep.

Rash is looking better. 😁

Hangers be hanging.

Sorry guys. Small post. I woke up covered in some sort of ra..

OK, going to sleep. Here's what I look like before bed.

Wanna talk about differential equations?

This is a little behind the scenes peek of what I look like ..

I have a spot reserved for you. Right this way sir.

Don't be like the facehugger. You gotta ease it in.

I'd post more but they only let me do 40. Call your local co..

OK. I'm in the mood for some squish.

I'm the recruiting officer for Starfleet. Come inside.

I don't think this bikini is safe for the beach.

The live was eventful. 😘

I needed a fill up.

Do you like the colour?

So.... yellow?

Added a little colour to my hair.

Nip slip on stream leads to happy ending for me#twitchparody..

Unboxing a new toy :O#dildo #blowjob #titjob

I got torpedoes. You got a submarine?

Whoops. Who knew you could fall out of the bottom of these t..

Cute new top.

Excuse me, I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended..

Did ya miss me?

I'm pretty transparent. Like my top.

Is there such a thing as too much oil?

So I'm a bit of a mess after what you guys did to me.

I don't know what to say? Big ass tiddies. (Also don't forge..

Need a second player.

Bonus post. Found these on my phone.

Feeling blue?

OK, so i bought a couple new things.

Uhoh. Got that super goop all over me.

New shirt. Do you like it?

Alright, where the dick at?

Ready to get dirty. Wanna help?

This top basically only covers underboob.

This is pretty big and veiny

I was just reading. Do you have something that needs my atte..

Did one of you order a tit window?