witchlaser

wanted to say goodbye to a stroking toy the only way that seemed fitting: cumming all over my zero suit costume

this dress is absolutely too short to wear in public, but the perfect length if somebody wants to get up under it and do a little work with their tongue 😉

quickie with a question: what constitutes bimbo-ing? being sexy and wearing pink? can you be a dual-type, like bimbo/goth? I don't understand the rules there

I think my interpretation of "white tie" dress is controversial, but inarguably superior to convention

I find it funny how much I was warned that HRT reduces load size. I'm sure it will 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, but I don't feel like I'm shooting particularly gentle loads lately.

brats will look at your paddle dead-on and be like "huh. I wonder who that's for."

another one of those "quickie on my way out the door" kinda posts

I don't think I've ever done a "you find me in your bedroom like this, wyd" post, because I can't think of a joke for one, but that's probably a testament to how rock-solid it is as a content theme

~drippy~ recently had a request from a friend to "fuck a flashlight fixed against your bench press or whatever", and realized I could make it a little more interesting by straddling a bar and belting my thighs and the toy around it. it's kinda hard to get off like this (and literally dismount afterwards, I'm balanced on the balls of my feet here) but felt pretty rewarding lmao unfortunately now I gotta wipe everything down before leg day so I don't slip and die doin squats brb

witch drone? witch drone. not to be confused with the dronewich, which requires at least two of em stacked horizontally (god if only etc.)

gotta say I'm really digging the zero suit, especially these easy-access upgrade installation ports 😏 (that is what they're there for, right? right???) did a lil 26 minute anal vid (or more like 20 minutes of anal and 6 minutes finishing myself off) cuz it'd been a while since I poked my p-spot

[gestures towards lap menacingly] this baby can crush 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 heads

casually thinking about the approach of halloween, and had stuff on and felt cute so~

me and my 90s-ass ass (I keep forgetting that green lighting, while a little rough to make look flattering, hits kinda rad when you pull it off)

kind of a "per my last email" quickie (still trying to figure out something w/ my squat rack, regardless, have some ass)

it's tempting to think "how did I get into this mess" even when the mess is entirely self-inflicted

this is just some random nonsense cuz I went out last night and am in a very good mood lol hope everybody else's weekend went/is going well!

at least the interminably hot weather justifies short shorts (though I'm not sure it justifies my choice of accessories)

fishnets offer some much-needed ventilation when you're trying to run slutty during a heat wave 🥵

little quickie on my way out the door

just got some new shiny-ass pants in (seen here on my shiny-ass ass)

happy saturday! there's no joke or anything with these I'm just in a good mood lmao

sometimes the only thing a girl needs is to have her brain violently defragmented

drones can wear leggings apparently? that's fuckin wild dawg

we're really stretching the bounds of what can be considered medicine here, but I think you'll find the stroking theraputic

guess who just got a zero suit lmao

happy tuesday, or as I like to call it: wednesday (posting now so I don't have to post in the morning lmao, gonna be busy IRL at the time)

back on that light bondage leather bodysuit vibe also the return of the world's most bisexual hallway lighting lmao

just found out maids are supposed to clean? that sucks bro I thought the whole job was just sorta vibing in a slutty outfit

Marvel Vs Capcom 2 - I Wanna Take You for a Ride (Extended)

I gotta girlboss my way through this week, which means taking out all my frustrations on your face (sorry) ((not actually sorry))

okay, we're back online! ISP's edging me worse than this fuckin selfbondage vibrator setup lmao

well shit, I wass gonna post right away this morning and then a storm took out my internet 😭 i'll post as soon as I'm online

wake up babe, it's time for walkies :3

little outtake / blooper from a masturbation vid I'm doing sometimes the vibrator doesn't want to cooperate 😅

I am literally only posting these today to make a "these boots were made for walking 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳" joke on twitter you guys will just have to rest contentedly knowing I will step on u :3 (also remember when I said I was posting tuesday? ha ha I lied I'm posting really late monday night whooooooooooops)

you know how i normally post Mon/Wed/Fri? I got some weird shit going on with work so I'm gonna try Tue/Thur/Sat this week (also a quickie so this isn't just a text post)

there's like something vaguely menacing about the femdomme upskirt. am I gonna punish you for looking? punish you for not looking ? (don't tell anybody but the answer is "yes to both" 😈)

accidental ruined orgasm content! that isn't what this vid was supposed to be, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 😅 I need to figure out a way of setting something up in this position that'll let me actually struggle without ruining the whole bit where I get to cum at the end

I need to just raid my own panty drawers every so often and remind myself what the I even own anymore. I completely forgot I had these cheekies and they're super fuckin cute???

every so often, one of the biker jacket pics gets some flirty comment about how the commenter wishes I would ride pillion on [insert whatever motorcycle they own] and they could show my ass off to friends or whatever which, admittedly, 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘵 but why not go nuts with it? if you're gonna fantasize about riding just to show somebody off, why not just make it kinky from the getgo? you can absolutely tie a person to a motorcycle, and it ain't like riding in a thong is safe at highway speed anyway, so you may as well fantasize about tying my ass down and making a whole thing of it

coming down with a terminal case of the genders (terminal in the sense that I'm going on a Xenogears style quest to destroy it conceptually)

back on that 90s nylon-bodysuit-under-thong villainess vibe

front or back (and which order to hit if both) remains a hotly contested issue, one I don't expect to see resolved within my lifetime

when scientists first invented robots that step on people, they put up a big sign at the lab entrance: WARNING - CONTAINS ROBOTS DESIGNED TO STEP ON YOU after the fiftieth time a bottom got caught breaking in, they realized they probably should have been a little less specific

I'm gonna be gone for a little bit due to the holiday so I'm just hurriedly being a slut before I am obligated to Drink Beer Near Explosives

I'll level with you: a lot of my outfit/lighting selection is heavily influenced by looking at my recent timeline and going "wow, that's a lot of blue" and then posting something red/pink to try and balance it out, and then I'll swing the other way a little while later anyway speaking of things that swing around how about that ass huh

you gotta be careful living in the future, you never know when you might get spotted by Rude Women and pressed into a life of girldick worship and ass eating

I must've seen one too many styxhips videos, cuz I got a manic drive to do that whole harnesses over leggings thing for the butt lift effect lol

wake up babe it's time to get your face stuffed full of girldick