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“Alex where have you been we miss you?” . I’ve been staying with my partner for the last month playing little wife, cooking, cleaning, getting fucked consistently twice a day in every position she will allow. I’m spoiled rotten and I walk around with my knees weak and my head empty 🥴🫠

I’m sorry if you guys are getting tired of seeing my ass but it’s too good for me to stop posting it~

Do you like my new nails? 💅 💕

Ok so this was a commission I did back in December (hi bby I love you) but this remains the best picture of my ass I’ve ever taken and I need the feed to see it. Everyone say thank you

HOTD s2 ep 02 got 100% on rotten tomatoes and yet it ended with an AliCole sex scene…T H I S is how the episode should have ended !! @SavannahSolo

I’m still away from my homestead and I feel so disconnected from my social media :( I miss u

The Victoria’s Secret Sale happened and I may or may not have gotten a lil gift~ . if you wanna take this little number off of me check your inboxes 🌸💕

COME TRY ON LINGERIE WITH ME~ . I went to the mall today and did a lil haul since Victoria’s Secret is running their sale~ . Here’s what I ended up coming home with: The entire pearl corset set (with panties and matching garter) The completely see through nightgown (ppv set coming soon hehe) Heart panties and garter that I’ll be showing off soon 👀💕 And the rainbow miniskirt for pride

Just sent out the ppv set with me and my angel @savannahsolo ~ check your inboxes

None of this would have happened if Alicent and Rhaenyra would have just kissed 🙄🙄 . Happy HOTD day to all who celebrate~ I have ANOTHER ppv set of Alicent (this time featuring @SavannahSolo hehe) that I’ll be dropping tomorrow. Wait patiently until then 🖤

Furry shit fo today ~ 🦌💕 if you know this animal crossing villager you get a lil kiss

A low quality video of me playing with my sweet peach since my gf is busy crafting for the convention this weekend~ 🍑 should I go interrupt her? 🤔🤔

I have yet another bikini convention this weekend~ who’s ready for more itty bitty tops and whale tails? 👀💕👙

This is for every one of you who has ever dmed me and said “your boobs are great…but your collarbone is doing something to me.” We can’t let the homies know we’re out here fuckin with clavicles 😤 . premium set sent to inboxes babes~ they just keep getting better and better and better

Who’s ready for the house of the dragon season premiere this weekend? 👀💚🖤 OR who’s ready for the next SoloSerpents collab @SavannahSolo

Oh?~ you wanted more Dio Brando ass shots? Oh I can provide~

License to Chill~ this post is not sponsored by Margaritaville Orlando (but it could be…come on I could be the new James) . I’m leaving for a bikini con next week in Canada so I’ve once again been in crafting hell

Who’s tryna tiptoe through the tulips with me~?

Bikini Haul Part 2 since the one I did last year was so well received~ . I want to do a swimsuit calendar SO BADLY but I have to work up the courage 😤💕👙 what if no one buys it? What if I have like twenty , SassySerpents 2025 swimsuit calendars just in my home

Babe wake up new pink bikini just dropped

Happy Pride 💕🏳️‍🌈

Pussy so good had to save that shit for later 👅🐱 - pov you’re listening to the getting railed by Mista playlist with me . Mista set was just sent out to inboxes and it’s G O O D yall

Hello my darlings~ the mista set IS still (hopefully) dropping tonight. I’m having a nightmare airport scenario at the moment . I want my nips to look the best they can for all of you 💋💕

I will never understand the girlies that can just be pretty in the pool. I need to look like a drowned rat by the end of it or I feel like I’m unsuccessful

Guess who just got back from momocon? That’s right~ ya girl~

The TINIEST sneak peak of what @savannahsolo and I have in store for yall in honor of House of the Dragon S2

I still have SO MANY shadowheart pictures I need to post but let’s break up the timeline . Make some noise for the return of the white bikini

Who’s your baldur’s gate baddie? My heart belongs to Karlach but my bias breaker is Shart 💕

Do you think our Mindflayer Tadpoles are in love with each other?~ you wanna find out?~ . Topless Premium Shadowheart Set just went out to inboxes and it’s GOOD yall

Mindflayer Slayer Shadowheart~ 🖤🤍 . There was but one wardrobe malfunction on the con floor today and I’m so thankful that my bare ass wasn’t out for the public to consume for free . (And yes Savannah was nice enough to take a topless set in this cosplay for your consumption~)

We’re baaaaaaack~ @savannahsolo so excited to be in Dallas with the loml for kimochiicon ~

We’re back and ready to wake snakes @savannahsolo I spent all day in a tattoo parlor getting new ink ~

Welcome to my own personal packing hell~ I leave for Dallas tomorrow and I’ll be away for two weeks 🥰💕 con crunching has been a BITCH this time around but I’m so so excited to show yall what I did for baby’s first 18+ con . I also took Savannah’s lead and I’ll be selling prints as well~ their meet and greet is 11-1pm on Satty. I’ll be there as a booth babe

I was looking through my cosplay photos finding which ones I may want to sell prints of and I found sexy gengar pics I never posted like a loser #cosplay

Slip the panties right to the side ain’t got the time to take yours off~ . (Hi hi savannah and I have big plans for new content together once we’re back to each others loving embrace next week~)

She left me with a parting gift 🤭🥰

Ya girl does ppv content now exclusive to my subscribers~ DM me pookies I want to yap

Stretching out the golden arch after last nights romp~ my girl is in town and I’m currently on cloud 9

Did you hear? @SavannahSolo hates my boobs because they’re just THAT good. See what they’re talking about if you haven’t already~ I put out two topless sets to your DMs. If you haven’t gotten them, let a girl know so I can hook you up~

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU (and also with you~) . On today’s episode of Smut Saturday, we’re reading the infamous kylo ren x reader, fix your attitude. Season 1 Episode 8, the one where he fucks her with his light saber. What better way to celebrate May the 4th? . also surprise a new exclusive set was sent to dms my loves~ as a little may the 4th treat.

You know it’s a holy day when Smut Saturday and May 4th fall on the same day~ stay tuned . (also…I did a topless shoot in this bitch boy…is it too soon to see my boobies again? Its a real cute set I stg im not going to be doing this every time)

Big thank you to everyone who joined the “I’ve seen Alex’s nipples” Club yesterday!!! Welcome, welcome! I won’t be doing topless ppv content with EVERY lewd set but I definitely will be doing it at LEAST once a month~

Indulge~ . My FIRST premium topless set was just sent out to your inboxes. Join the I’ve Seen Alex’s Nipples Club today 🍒💕

ONE HOUR UNTIL MY FIRST TOPLESS SET IS SENT TO INBOXES RAAAAAAAAH

drum roll please I may have just filmed a little reveal video 👀🍒 babe wake up Alex is posting her boobs . it’ll be a premium set and will be going out to inboxes tomorrow~ I feel like we should throw a party

POV: you are my penis . I’m having weird post con skin issues atm so fingers crossed I can clear that shit up quickly before I leave for Texas 🤠

Hello my loves~ I’m currently unwinding from the con and will be heading home tomorrow~ I’ve missed you all so dearly and I hope all of you had a restful weekend On a housekeeping note…drum roll please…I have a completely topless shoot I have been chewing on for awhile (yes that means full nipple) thoughts and feelings?

Fanfiction Friday: Star DEW me in the Valley 🥵💕 . on today’s episode of Fanfiction Friday we’re getting a train run on us by Pelican Town’s Sam and Sebastian. Get fucked Abigail. Can you tell I’m hyperfixated on this stupid game rn? (Also yes hi I’m currently at c2e2 so if I’m slow responding I’m sorry but I promise I pre filmed content like a good girl)

I’m back in Chicago and I do be feelin it~ happy c2e2 weekend to all who celebrate

I love editing lewds at the PHL airport 🤪💕 it’s become a tradition everytime I fly back to Chicago . if you see my dirty sock no tf you didn’t