milkmaiden

This is a sad sexy video. I'm sorry. I was so utterly devastated when I realized I wasn't recording because it was my best output since I started working on increasing my milk supply. I was SO excited and broke out into a celebratory dance. Was SO stoked. And then BAM...call me sexy Eyore I guess?; Because I wear my emotions all over my face and I am downright disappointed. Im sorry Papa. I'll keep trying if you'll stay and cheer me on. Uggh!!!!! Smacks forehead. It was beautiful. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? I don't fucking know!!!! But my milk certainly squirted THREE squirts. Two giant, creamy, thick squirts that got all over my camera, and one baby squirt. But you weren't there to see it. So did it happen? Random, but this reminds me of that old tootsie roll commercial with the owl. "Mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop?" Owl takes the lollipop and licks it. "One, two, thrreeeeee". Crunch. Narrator: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? The world many never know". Womp womp. Me sad. But not without hope and perseverance. We shall try again! But womp womp. Womp.

Published: December 18th 2023, 11:00:13 am

This is a sad sexy video. I'm sorry. I was so utterly devastated when I realized I wasn't recording because it was my best output since I started working on increasing my milk supply. I was SO excited and broke out into a celebratory dance. Was SO stoked. And then BAM...call me sexy Eyore I guess?; Because I wear my emotions all over my face and I am downright disappointed. Im sorry Papa. I'll keep trying if you'll stay and cheer me on. Uggh!!!!! Smacks forehead. It was beautiful. If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? I don't fucking know!!!! But my milk certainly squirted THREE squirts. Two giant, creamy, thick squirts that got all over my camera, and one baby squirt. But you weren't there to see it. So did it happen? Random, but this reminds me of that old tootsie roll commercial with the owl. "Mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop?" Owl takes the lollipop and licks it. "One, two, thrreeeeee". Crunch. Narrator: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? The world many never know". Womp womp. Me sad. But not without hope and perseverance. We shall try again! But womp womp. Womp.