Published: October 27th 2024, 4:13:11 pm
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard about a little thing called the 2024 United States Presidential Election. The fate of the republic is at stake! Crazy plot twists abound—the incumbent president dropping out, a controversial foreign war, and every single Tweet scientifically designed by the best algorithms a billionaire can buy to utterly enrage me, singlehandedly contributing to the complete degradation of my hope for this country.
But anyways, if there’s one thing I’ve learned from these Tweets, from listening to 538 politics podcast episodes like they’re sermons from the Pope of Politics, and from grimacing at my own mail-in ballot, it’s that Americans just do not like their options very much.
But what if we weren’t stuck with Donald J. Trump and Kamala Harris? What if the parties were different? What if we had more of them—and I’m not just talking about the three Trotskyist parties running at once.
This is What Why How, and that’s what the video’s about!
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Ok but enough of that. Let’s check in on how the 2024 presidential election is doing in a couple different parallel universes. If you get bored of one just wait a few minutes and we’ll teleport to a more interesting one.
View the rest of the script AND MAPS here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wMDp0_Z9elg0W38qa8wBHS6oGhXaumn3-O5_di7BGvQ/edit?tab=t.0