Published: November 14th 2019, 6:20:07 am
so I’ve been craving asian food ALLLLL DAYYYY LONGGG!!! I wanted to go get some noodles and sushi from an Asian Buffet for supper tonight, so I asked a few of my friends if they wanted to go with me. Oddly, none of my first choice friends were free or interested in tagging along... so I asked my other friends... but they weren’t available either! I was seriously hangry at this point, needing to put some food in my belly ASAP. With no one to go to the Buffet with, I decided I had to go by myself. Kind of sad, but it ended up being a GREAT choice...
The restaurant was completely empty when I arrived, which was perfect. I was slightly embarrassed about going out to eat alone so it was great that there wasn’t anyone to judge me but the nice Asian employees. I didn’t even take time to sit down in my seat and immediately went to dish up a bowl for the hibachi grill. I LOADED my bowl with a mound of noodles and plenty of veggies. Then I gave it to the chef to cook and went to get some sushi. I must have cleared at least 4 rows all together, filling up an entire plate. There were so many different sushi’s to try... I wanted 3 of each! Then I filled another plate up with some of my favorite asian Buffet foods... spring rolls, coconut shrimp (I always have to cheat my vegetarian diet when it comes to coconut shrimp,) rice, lo mein Noodles, cheese wontons, garlic bread (still don’t know why they have garlic bread at Asian buffets,) Egg rolls, and veggies. I took all my food back to my seat and sat down to begin my feast. Shortly after my hibachi food came out and I had a SPREAD of deliciously filling foods in front of me. It was a good thing I was by myself because my plates and bowls took up the whole table. I devoured my first three huge plates of food in minutes, washing it down with a few gulps of soda and ending with a burp. I’d only been there but 10 minutes and the nice restaurant employees already thought I was a pig. I can’t imagine what they were thinking when they watched me pack 3 huge plates of food in my belly...... and then get up for seconds. I had another round of nearly the exact same foods, clearing my plates in the same amount of time. I was pretty stuffed at this point— my stretched belly poking out of my tight leggings, forcing the waistband to roll down, my shirt and chin splotched with soy sauce, and many uncontrollable burps escaping as I patted my gut. I rested for a moment before I wobbled back out to get more. Another full plate of buffet foods— noodles, rolls, rice, veggies, and my first plate of dessert— sugar donuts, cookies, cakes, and pastries. By the time I was done cleaning my 8th and 9th plates, I was Really reaching my limit. I felt a little sick and could barely stand up. My fat belly stretched to make room for the enormous amount of food I shoved inside. I looked like I was 9 months pregnant! I leaned back in my chair for awhile, relaxing and rubbing my swollen gut when no one was working. I got up one last time for a BIG bowl of ice cream with sprinkles on top. As I waddled out of the restaurant I grabbed a handful of fortune cookies and ate them on my drive home.
It really was a GREAT thing I decided to go out by myself, since I’d never because to gorge myself like that if one of my friends came along. I really wish that one day I’ll be able to have a successful buffet trip with someone who makes me push my limits and encourages me to eat even more than I ever thought I could handle.... I have to to get my moneys worth don’t I???