Published: June 11th 2019, 2:05:18 am
After a couple of hits, I was feeling reeeeally good tonight. I was sitting in living room chair, the place where I only leave to go get more food, which something occurred to me. I was feeling like a FAT, stuffed, pig. What had I eaten today?! Oh god... I just remembered. A PILE of french toast for breakfast, with gobs of carlorie loaded whipped cream and fruit topping, a plate full of Alfredo noodles and a play full of cheesy potatoes... OH and then later a massive bowl of pasta salad! Holy fuck, I didn’t even TRY to make a cow out of myself today. And for supper I had a giant veggie burger with wayyyy too many chips and at LEAST 2 dozen oreos.. How can I STILL be hungry for more with all of this fatty food floating around in my swollen belly? Because I just ordered an extra large pizza all for myself! I am such a fat fucking pig....