Published: October 4th 2019, 6:24:05 am
Hello fine people, it's me XXX Sebacion, and I'm here with an update for my loyal capos.
First of all, I've included a link to an imgur album with lots of zesty screenshots of the new video. I'm happy to report that the video is nearly completed. I'm in the last stages of the editing process, and then I have to add in one more short sequence involving some of our lovely patrons and it's finished. When the video is finally done, I'm going to schedule a release date about a week in advance and announce it publicly, but I'll upload it unlisted for you guys as soon as it's rendered.
This video is structured a bit differently than usual. I've been making these videos for a long time, and I've always wanted to integrate written and / or improvised (loose) storylines into the videos. I had the initial idea a good while ago, but it seemed like too big of a challenge at the time. I decided this would be the first video to attempt it. I think it's come out great, but that's really up to all of you to decide. Here's to hoping you enjoy it, because we had a lot of fun throwing it together.
Essentially the "story" is this: Slapchop and I troll some people, and later receive a very threatening message from an angry trolling victim. Slapchop then is kidnapped by the crazed autist and held at ransom. Sebastian and Derrick are forced to come up with a lot of money to free Slapchop, and decide that going into the porn industry is the best way to get the money fast.
The trolling footage we have for this video is easily some of the funniest we've ever gotten, in my opinion. I'd show you now, but I'd hate to spoil it so early. You'll get something of an idea of what we're dealing with here by looking at the imgur album.
I've got some big distractions at the moment. I'm going to be the best man in my best friend's wedding next weekend, so there's been some obligations getting in the way of my internet buffoonery. Also, we have just gotten a new puppy (Australian Shepherd) and named him Zook. He is 4 months old, a bit of a handful, and we love him very much https://i.imgur.com/HnPVxzu.jpg
Our previous dog, Lily, after months and months of expensive vet visits and testing, was diagnosed with Lymphoma, and passed away a couple of months ago. She was our five year old Basset Hound. We miss her a lot. There was nothing we could do, as lymphoma in dogs has a 100% remission rate, meaning that even if chemo could seemingly eliminate the cancer, it would merely be a temporary solution, extending the process by only a few months. We were having a hard time coping, especially considering I have just experienced a huge loss with the death of my family member. I'm having a very hard time getting back into the groove of things, but the responsibility of a new puppy and the obligation of delivering the comedy goods for you generous people will get me back on track.
Love u nigis, and I'll be seeing you all again very soon.
Your pal,
Sabby B.
P.S. Here's a song I made. Not sure what the heck I'll use it for. https://clyp.it/kpbpkatt?token=24e62d28df39d1657c8d0279e86e03c4
