Published: June 24th 2024, 6:58:36 pm
1. Just Black Like My Soul
A single-origin dark roast that’s as bitter as your denial about your feelings. No milk, no sugar, no nonsense.
2. Hidden Affections Macchiato
Espresso topped with a whisper of foamed milk. It’s not like I made this just for you or anything…
3. Crushed Heart Cappuccino
Perfectly steamed milk poured over a double shot of espresso, with a heart that’s almost as frothy as my feelings.
4. Secret Admire-rish Coffee
A traditional Irish coffee, because nothing says ‘I’m not in love with you’ like whiskey mixed with coffee.
5. Cold Shoulder Cold Brew
Steeped for 24 hours to match the time it takes you to admit you might, just might, like them a little.
6. Bitter-Sweet Rejection Latte
Bitter espresso meets sweet vanilla in a latte that’s as confused about its feelings as you are about yours.
7. Friend-Zoned Frosted Donut
Just a donut, frosted, with no underlying meanings. That definitely doesn't mean I want to spend more time with you.
8. Platonic Puffs
Cream puffs filled with vanilla cream. Eat them alone, or share them (not that I want to share anything with you).
9. Mixed Signals Muffin
Blueberry or chocolate? Who knows! It’s as mixed as the signals you’re giving out.
10. It’s Complicated Croissant
Flaky, buttery, and complicated, just like your love life. It pairs well with gossip and subtle glances.
11. Just Friends Focaccia
Rosemary focaccia with mozzarella and tomato. It’s platonic, I swear. Great for eating alone in the office kitchen.
12. Denial Deli Sandwich
Heaps of ham and cheese on rye, because obviously making you a sandwich doesn’t mean anything.
13. Sighs and Swiss Panini
Melted Swiss cheese with a side of deep, internal sighs because that’s the closest you'll get to my true feelings.
14. Non-Committal Nibbles
A selection of bite-sized sandwiches that you can commit to as little as you commit to your feelings.
15. Maybe Mocha
Sometimes sweet, sometimes bitter, just like you when you can't decide if you're in love or just in caffeine withdrawal.
16. 'Who Needs Love?' Chai
Spicy chai latte for those who pretend like they don’t need love, but secretly write poems about their co-worker’s smile.
17. Reluctant Romeo Roast
A strong, silent type of coffee, much like you, pretending not to write love songs in your head every meeting.
18. Tsundere Tea
Green tea laced with a hint of peach because it’s not like I want you to feel refreshed or anything, b-baka!
At COMMON GROUNDS, we serve denial on a plate and unrequited love in a cup. Enjoy your stay, not that we care if you do or not!