Published: December 25th 2024, 10:00:06 pm
You've finally managed to snag a date with the lovely, fat-bottomed barista who works across the street from your job. You've sat on your breaks together and had coffee a handful of times, but you're finally doing something outside of work!
She's decided she wants to hang out at the place she's housesitting and watch a few movies for your first date. She's also decided she wants you. Really bad.
Script by u/BillyYandereCyrus