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Sex Tip

Published: January 13th 2016, 4:56:37 am

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You know what bugs me? Every time I’m having sex I start thinking about sex tips I can give you for supporting Sexplanations on Patreon. I start thinking about Patreon during sex! But that’s not the part that bugs me. What bugs me is that when I’m not having sex I can’t remember what was so innovative and cool in the heat of the moment and I don’t end up sending you anything at all. So your tip for the day is to get a washable marker and leave it by the bed, or wherever you have sex. That way when your mind is flooded with brilliant ideas you can write them sensually on your partner’s body and have them for later. I’m so doing this! Just you wait! There are going to be some really great tips coming your way. And you’ll have a very good sense of how often I have sex. Maybe. ;o)