Published: September 20th 2024, 2:40:32 am
Hello, my darlings!! ♥️ Here is the script preview for an upcoming Patreon-exclusive audio, commissioned by my lovely patron, Dancing Sheik! The concept for this was highly amusing to me, and I was largely left to my own devices - so I wrote this to be a very funny script to fit the outrageous (but still arousing) situation. Really excited to perform this one, I’m sure I’ll be laughing the whole time 😆
Enjoy the preview!
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Ah, what a marvelous day! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and I am returning to my abode with a bag full of marketplace goodies. Simply too lovely of an afternoon to resist taking this shortcut through the forest back home. *cheerful laugh* The village elders say not to use this route, because of those silly rumors of dangerous giants who have made their home somewhere in these woods.
*puts on a voice to imitate the elders. Cockney accent?* “Don’t take the path through that there woods, a giant’ll gobble you right up for dinner, they will! The long way keeps the giants at bay!” Ah, but no one’s seen a giant in AGES, they’ve all most likely died out by now. Those old fuddy-duddies just want to give us a fright, is my guess.
*twig snaps. She trails off* Wh-what was that? *forced laugh* Oh, you jumpy fool. It was probably just a rabbit. No way could there actually be - AH! *yelp of surprise* A g-giant woman!! Oh, gods, you’re… real! N-not as large or nearly as monstrous as I would have expected… but still quite - actually where in the world did you even come from - *yelps. Next lines are babbled* Ah, okay, okay, I’m sorry, please don’t snarl at me!!! I’m just passing through, honest! Don’t eat me! I’m quite gangly and not edible at all whatsoever! Barely any meat on these bones!! You would… probably get indigestion… ! Haha…!
*pause* Oh… your voice is quite deep and… surprisingly melodious… *clears throat* I-I do apologize that my talking aloud woke you from your nap! Not my intention, would have shut my mouth if I had known, haha! *pause* Yes, I live in the human village on the outskirts of the forest. Do you… live here with your people? *pause* Oh! It’s just you? Well, that’s… awfully lonely, actually. *blanches* Ah! Didn’t mean to offend, love! I’m sure it’s perfectly lovely, living alone!
You’re getting, heh, so much closer - oh. Oh gosh. You absolutely TOWER over me. I’m quite tall for a human woman, you know, but you must be over twice my height. Hehe… a giant beautiful woman… wait wait wait, don’t approach me with that murderous expression on your face! I, erm… I’m more valuable to you alive than dead! *pause* Oh, don’t ask such a dubious question. The answer is simple! It’s because… ah, because…
Because! Why eat me, when you… for the mere price of letting me live… can be eaten BY me instead! *winces, mutters* That sounded better in my head, but what the hell have I got to lose - no, nothing! I didn’t say anything, darling! Ahem. Consider this - you live here, all by your lonesome. And you may be a giant, but you are obviously a woman - quite a woman, at that - and a woman has needs. Aren’t you tired of satiating yourself on… I don’t know, trees? *pause* …Well, it was a hypothetical anyway… yes, yes I’m sure that WOULD be quite painful... My point is, I can satisfy you. Easily! I pleasure you, down there, with my mouth - eh??? - and in return, you give me a second chance at life. It’s quite simple, if you think about it! *laughs a little too hard*