projektmelody

DICK READINGS™

Published: April 9th 2025, 8:00:08 pm

Good fortune to you, fellow gooner!

I ask, are you tired of dick ratings that only, well, rate how your dick looks?

Sure you are! 

The meta lacks mystery. Results may vary. And if you’re a gacha fan, you know the downer of a bad pull. But you’ve come seeking an alternative path!

I’ll gently penetrate the veil—as best a cartoon camgirl can—to reveal the messages encoded on your member. 

Please, limit your skepticism! 

Allow me to be your humble shaft shaman. Your mystical member medium, if you will. Your divine rod reader and personal protector of phallic prophecies! 

I am Melody the cosmological Cock Whisperer! (at your service)

Before I present my assessment, please remember, my Dick Readings™ are for entertainment purposes, so try not to take them too seriously! 

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YAAAY SO FUN! this is somethin im offerin on my other places, since patreon is really weird about u guys sending me naughty pics,,,, So unfortunately i cant offer them here. rip. but if this is ur kinda thing u can check my other fan pages for detauils! I mostly just wanted to share the cute art with you guys, shout out to Chumi for absolutely killin it :333 plz check them out!!
https://x.com/Chumidraws/status/1766351080873767119

i also wanted to share it cuz it fits into our fantasy theme leading up to the hentai release!! who else is so hype???/.?