Published: August 23rd 2024, 10:31:03 pm
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▶ Original Upload Date: April 24th, 2024
[the sounds of a rainstorm fade in]
sounds of walking in the rain sudden kitten meowing can be heard in the distance Hmmm? What was that noise? kitten meowing in distance It’s coming from over there, it sounds like a kitten. sounds of running in the rain Oh my….hey…hey little one. What are you doing here in the alleyway all by yourself? What type of sick human would do this to such a poor, defenseless, fragile creature. Come on your precious….girl. You’re coming home with me. I’m going to put you in my pocket. Hang on tight, I live just up ahead in that giant house. It’ll be much warmer once we get inside. sounds of walking and rain slowly fade fade in sound of door opening and closing and locking Alright, let me just turn on the heater for us, little kitten. sounds of beeping air conditioning sounds fade in It’ll be a little cold at first but then the heat should kick on. But…welcome to your new home. First and foremost, let’s get you nice and dry. I think I should have a towel here I was going to use for myself, but you obviously need it more than I do, you being so smol and all. Uhh…AH here it is. And also, let me get a shoebox to put you in to keep warm. sound of closet opening Uhh ahh-ta-ta-ta AH here we go. sound of closet closing sounds of walking Okay, let me just dry you off. Hey-hey-hey shh shh shh it’s okay, little kitten. Shh it’s okay baby girl. You’ll be safe here, I promise you. [brief pause] Oh wow…you’ve opened your eyes. Oh…that’s an interesting eye color. I’ve seen green, blue, yellow and even orange….but I have never seen a kitten’s eyes glowing red. Hmph. Well anyways, just stay here, I’m going to quickly go in my bathroom and dry off in there. Then I’ll get dressed into my gray sweatpants and tank top and come right back to you. I think I should have some milk and food here somewhere. woosh sfx [brief pause] whoosh sfx Alright I’m back cat hissing sfx …OOP sorry I didn’t mean to scare you! Jeez, hopefully the sounds of the cars passing by outside don’t scare you either. Maybe I should’ve also led with that in addition to being your new Master…err owner….Daddy?? Uhm ahem I’m also a vampire haha. Sorry. Anyways, stay here I’ll come back with some milk in a bottle. I knew I would find a good reason for draining that veterinarian dry and raiding his stash. whoosh sfx whoosh sfx Alright, I think this should be an adequate amount. Alright, open up my little kitten. Ahhh there we go. Good girl…good girl that’s it. Drink the milk. You need to get your strength back. That’s it…good girl…good kitten…haha wow you must’ve been really hungry. Poor little thing…hmmm if only you could understand me. Well anyways, I’ll be right back don’t you go anywhere. whoosh sfx anime sound effects whoosh sfx Kitten, are you okay I heard a noise—
Uhhh excuse me who the hell are you and how did you get into my house ...and uhhh why are you airing it all out? [brief pause] Ohh so you’re the piece of trash that abandoned that little kitten in the rain? Oh well in that case I have zero reservations about draining you—[brief pause] No you’re not, you are a full grown adult human who is taking being a free spirit a bit too far in a stranger’s house so tell me—-[brief pause] What about your eyes?...ohh you…how did…no….no way. You’re a…kitten…er uh…cat girl….You’re a neko! I’ve heard stories about your species but I’ve never personally seen one. Well uhh look before I ask any more questions, put my black hoodie on. I unfortunately don’t have any women’s clothing on me so… we will have to figure that out later. [brief pause] Alright thank you. I need to sit down. Uhhh you know you can sit normally, do you want to sit on the couch? [brief pause] Uhhh well…I…I guess I don’t mind you laying in my lap. grunts oh that’s my knee you’re stepping on…grunts that’s my thigh your nail is digging into grunts that’s my ...nevermind, you’re good. Comfy? Alright, good. Now can you tell me what’s going on? [brief pause] I have to pay you? Uhh little neko, I recall me being the one saving you—Ohh you’re being playful. I have to give you headpats while you talk…heavy sigh fine, I mean this isn’t the strangest thing to happen to me as of late. headpats purring sound effect So…tell me. What’s your name? [brief pause] You don’t have a name? Alright, well, how about we just stick to Neko or Kitten for now? [brief pause] Alright Kitten it is. So tell me, Kitten, how did you end up like this? Are you telling me that this whole time, you understood what I was saying to you? Also, you could’ve turned into your cat girl form this whole time? [brief pause] Well that’s fair enough and ohh so it takes energy to stay in your cat girl form, so essentially your animal…kitten form is the default setting? [brief pause] Ahh so you basically need to be…recharged in a manner of speaking? Alright okay. Well…how did you become like this? I mean I don’t know how this works. Does or…did your creator/maker take being a crazy cat person a little too far? Or were you made in a lab or? [brief pause] Ohh okay, so you were unfortunately part of a lab experiment as a young one and as you got older and more mature you learned the English language and basic…human functions? Were you created to be a soldier or something and refused to kill and that’s why you were abandoned? [brief pause] Ohh so…basically, you became “too old” once you reached adulthood. Hmph that’s very sad. Well it’s a good thing I rescued you then huh? Any longer and who knows what might’ve happened to you. Well anyways, are you hungry or was my milk enough for you? [brief pause] Well…because I thought you were just an animal…kitten…Kitten, I have a can can opening sound effect of wet cat food, but if you don’t want this, I can make…gulp sfx purring sound effects something else like human food….you just ate the entire can like it was a shot of alcohol. Well good to know for next time.
Well unfortunately I’m going to need you to get off me grunts and stay here for a second. Don’t move…I’m going to give you something. whoosh sfx whoosh sfx Here put this on. collar bell sound Do you like it? collar bell rings more I’ll take that as a yes haha. Well, look, I guess as your new owner, I’ll say that you are open to any food in the fridge…or any cat food in the pantry…the sink has a filter so if you get thirsty you can get water from there…and well…later tonight, you can sleep in my bed if you like. And I don’t have any cat toys but I have a PS5, Xbox Series X, an OLED Switch and if you know how to or can figure it out, I have a gaming PC. I only have Genshin Impact and Warzone installed…uhhh for my…uhhh…nephew. I highly advise staying inside but if you have to go outside for…whatever reason, the backyard is right there. So, you’ve got all your basic needs met. Food, water, shelter and fun. [brief pause] Oh haha don’t worry about paying me back. I make plenty of money as you can tell by this house. You don’t need to help with all of my…haha… well needs. All of my basic needs are met. [brief pause] Well what other needs of mine is there to help me with….Ohh uhhh uhmm ahem T-Th-Those needs…I…well…[brief pause] Uhmm ahem if…if...if you insist…Kitten.
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