Published: March 23rd 2019, 2:51:10 am
We're watching my all-time favorite trash show and now we have to start a podcast: Johnny Reacts to Silk Stalkings.
Some quotes so far:
JESUS CHRIST, DID SOMEONE GET ROOFIED IN THE OPENING CREDITS?!?!
Wait, is this going to be a sexy corpse? OH DEAR GOD IT IS!
Is this Moonlighting for horny, dumb, people!?
Ok, this IS soft core porn, right? Like, this looks like a porn set, porn set up, porn quality acting...I mean, she's ok but this dude just stinks on ice.
Female Lead: It's true what they say, never play doctor with a doctor.
Johnny: FUCK. YOU.
Seriously though, is that roofie shot going to be in every single opening credits?
Male Lead: *watching children's ballet class* In 10, 12, years, these girls are gonna be stopping traffic. Gotta keep an eye towards retirement.
Johnny: I DON'T THINK I CAN WATCH ANY MORE SILK STALKINGS!
So much has happened and I still don't have a nickname for the female lead. Nancy Screw?
Nancy screw and Humbert Soprano over here....something something Commissioner Quilty
Are we going to keep seeing Horney Contessa or will this show be a series of one-off floozies?
Oh man, D.A. R.B.G. is not happy with what these slut cops are up to.
I never thought that stuff from the 90s would be as offensive as stuff from the 50s! This is like watching The Little Rascals. Their commissioner may as well be Buckwheat!
*credits run over shot of roofied champagne glass*
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!