Published: March 18th 2024, 11:00:11 am
OKAY SO I PICKED OUT MY FAVORITE FOUR SUGGESTIONS FROM YA'LL, EXPANDED ON SOME, AND ADDED ONE THAT I CAME UP WITH, GET TO VOTIN!! >W<
(And yes I'll be taking into account the lot of ya'll with bonus voting power)
A cheeky merman prince lures in the beach's lifeguard by overdramatically pretending to drown in the deep end. When the lifeguard inevitably comes to and "rescues" them, the merman thanks their "hero" with a wet kiss on the lips, turning them into a merman king.
"And that's how I met your father~"
In the midst of a major fraternity beach party, one frat boy eagerly approaches another with a proposition. He whips out a fish that washed up and dares his drunk friend to kiss it on the lips. Incredibly intoxicated, they don't hesitate to immediately make out with it.
3, 2, 1, he then transforms into a very large muscular merman in front of everyone. The crowd stares in awe, but he's still too wasted to realize what happened.
"Bro, something feels....different"
This one's pretty straight forward, a man enters a high-end brothel that features handsome mermen and has the time of his life.
(Debating making it in a fantasy setting, and it's an orc warrior that enters the brothel to make hot love with hot mermen in a hot bath)
Another straight forward one, an aquarium intern is hired to sexually gratify a tankful of VERY large and VERY needy mermen. (Spoilers: He gets promoted to a full-time position after)
SPLASH, a heavy ball chained to the ankles of three pirates (a she, he, and a they) sinks to the bottom of the ocean. How "fortunate" though, a seawitch discovers them with a proposition, she'll save them but on one condition. With no breathe left to spare and death fast approaching, they don't wait to hear the rest and profusely accept the help.
With a wave of her hand she transforms the pirates into beautiful mermaids, but they're still chained to the ball by their newly formed tail fins. Surprise surprise, they're now her eternal mer-servants. The End.
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I literally just found out that Patreon updated polls, and you can now have more than four options.........that would've been nice to know before I already narrowed the options down XDDDD