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~Vampire Boyfriend X Listener SFW: Date Night~ {Patreon Exclusive}

Published: March 3rd 2025, 5:00:14 pm

While there are perks to having a Supernatural partner, there are also downsides, and sometimes, your boyfriend just wants to help you feel like those downsides aren't as apparent.

Contains: Vampire Boyfriend, Date Audio, Comfort, Music

Honestly for this audio I really just wanted to live my supernatural boyfriend being cute dream lol. Vampires are quite possibly my favorite supernatural monster, and so it was quite easy for me to create this audio. I really wanted something that was sweet, but also has a bit of classical vampire lore in it, so I hope you all enjoy!

Music Credit: Camille Saint-Saëns: Danse Macabre by Kevin Macleod from the Free Music Archive, (CC BY 3.0)

~Audio Transcript Below~

Vampire: -hums-

I know this isn’t the usual way we go, I thought it would be nice to….take a little more of a scenic route…..

-pause-

And don’t tell me you don’t like passing through the cemetery in the middle of the night…..that’s practically how we met, Darling…..

-chuckles-

And I will never let you live that down, no……just as I will always remind you that you were lucky a nice vampire was lurking around that night…..

I promise, it won’t be long, Darling…..

-long pause-

Would you care to stop by our favorite spot? 

-pause-

Just for a moment?

-pause-

It will be quick, I promise…..

-pause-

Forgive me if I want to remember where we met on a night such as this…..

-car stops-

-whooshing magic sound-

-car door opens-

After you?

-chuckles-

And what kind of vampire would I be if I didn’t use my powers for chivalry?

-pause-

Come now…..

-pause-

Only but for a moment…..I promise…..

-pause-

-soft walking-

Hmmm, you’re right…..they are rose petals…..seems like someone else wanted to celebrate the day……

-walking stops-

-long pause-

Surprise~

-pause-

-through a smile- It was me…..I wanted to celebrate the day.

Come, I have a whole picnic for you…..

Your favorite drinks, snacks……and…..

-snaps fingers-

All…..by candle light…..

-pause-

-laughs-

As much as I would like to attribute that to my powers….no, we have a remote to thank for that…..

-pause-

LED flameless candles…..despite my preference for real candles…..I figured it would be more economical and frankly safer considering our surroundings…..

Wouldn’t want to be the couple who burned down the cemetery on accident, would we?

Now come, come closer…..look at all the things I have for you….

I spread everything out on our favorite picnic blanket…..

And these…..

Are for you…..

-pause-

Yes…..of course I remember your favorite flowers……

-pause-

And I did plan this from the start…..

-pause-

-chuckles-

Well you must forgive me for the lies…..otherwise you were never going to get into the car…..

-pause-

Telling you it’s a surprise never works either, Darling…..you get anxious wondering what it could be……

I’m a firm believer that revealing that it’s a surprise makes it less impactful, besides……

And now that you’re here…..don’t you agree?

-pause-

Come…..we can talk more once you sit…..I didn’t do all this spread simply for you to gawk at it…..

Despite how cute it is….

-chuckles-

-long pause-

So……what do you….think?

-pause-

It’s alright….take your time…..

-long pause-

I…..wanted to do something….special for you…..

-deep inhale and exhale-

I……regret sometimes…..that we can’t have dates like……ordinary couples can……

We can’t....have picnics like this during the day……I can’t even go on a nice walk in the park with you, or go to a movie or dinner unless it’s already after sundown and……

I felt bad…..

Even though I know that you would never claim that it was my fault for any of those things or hold any resentment towards me about them……

-pause-

Yes, and you agreed to our relationships and the unconventional nature of it and the trials and tribulations that go along with that--I simply……wanted you to feel the same way other couples feel, I suppose…..

-pause-

I know I can’t eat or drink any of it, Darling…..that’s not really the point……

-pause-

The point is that all of this is for you....

-pause-

-with a wry smile-

If you think I didn’t enjoy setting all of this up, thinking about how you would react, gathering together all of your favorite things….?

The enjoyment that I get from this Darling, is your enjoyment……

So please……allow yourself to do some enjoying……

-pause-

Believe me……my original intent was for more, but I thought you’d might try to wring my neck if I did…..plus the....likelihood of you going along with a more complicated lie than the one I used to get you out here in the first place—I fervently apologize for that—is frankly what kept this affair rather….tame….

-pause-

I……the thought of you happy……brings me joy……

And I think it’s good for me to remember that not everything must be done with a grandiose gesture….

-pause-

Oh no, I would call this a grand gesture surely……but not quite the caliber of a grandiose spectacle….

-chuckles-

Besides…….I know what you like…..

Speaking of which, if you look in the basket, you’ll also find some of your favorite candies……I know it’s a little gouache to offer more than just a few…..but I couldn’t help myself…..

I just wanted to get you everything…….the thought of your reaction upon seeing it all…..I couldn’t do it by halves……

-pause-

Of course…….anything for you, Darling…..

-long pause-

I love you too……

-soft kiss-

Ah! I almost forgot….there is one more thing…..

-DANSE MACABRE starts playing-

Before you start picnic-ing…….

May I have this dance…?

-pause-

Just a short one…….I promise…..

-pause-

It’s just you and me here, Darling……

-in a stage whisper-

And I promise not to tell anyone if you accidentally step on my toes….

-pause-

There we are……

You look incredible in the moonlight…..just as I imagined…..

-pause-

About a week….don’t worry….I didn’t go too far out of my way……

-pause-

-softly-

Darling…..I didn’t do this for you because I was expecting anything in return……I did this because I thought it would make you happy…..and because I wanted to share what bit of…..normalcy…..I could provide……

-pause-

I know you don’t mind our usual dates…but something like this….as close as we can get…..it s nice every once in a while, no?

-pause-

-hums-

Remember……what I get out of this….is seeing you enjoy everything…..and being the one who put the smile on your face…..who put the wonder in your eyes….

That’s more than enough for me……

-pause-

-softly-

I love you too Darling…..with all my undead heart……