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Shrinking Calendar - March

Published: March 27th 2025, 12:22:33 pm

Alberto: “Okay, Major Friedkin…”

Friedkin: “Oh, you can call me Bianca, we’re all friends here, aren’t we, Al~?”

Alberto : “ahem Yes, I guess we are whisper Ashcroft how many has she had?”

Ashcroft: “A few? I mean, its dyed green beer, not something like Absinthe or something right?”

Alberto: “…”

Ashcroft: “Oh Alberto NO…”

Alberto: “ SAY HAPPY ST.PADDY’s DAY BIANCA!”

Bianca: “HAPPEEE SANTA PAWPADDY!”

Alberto: “ASHCROFT NOW!”

SNAP FLASH

Alberto: “Very rare do I feel this way, but I feel somewhat guilty…”

Ashcroft: “For shrinking her?”

Alberto: “Oh never that, but perhaps giving her so much to drink…”

Ashcroft: “Probably best to take her somewhere to sleep it off before continuing, huh?”

Alberto: “Mmm maybe…a drunken teddy bear does have some potential…”