diapersock

Food Tester (Part 3)

Published: July 31st 2022, 11:15:10 pm

"Alrighty, and that concludes the testing of high calorie weight gain formula for infants. Other than it being 'the worst thing you've ever tasted', it seems to work great! Hopefully we'll have it in stores by next year!

Now about turning you back...we can do it right now, but unfortunately your body fat percentage will likely be unchanged. We'd recomment first going on a strict diet of low calorie baby food, and we can have you back in here to age up in say....2 to 3 years or so. Right around when you start preschool. Does that sound okay?"

"...due to a labelling mixup, Sock was fed a strict diet of High Calorie Weight Gain Peas and Carrots formula. He is, scientifically speaking, a chonky boy."

Sorry for the last minute post. I thought July has one more day than it did! Posting more here in a sec!