Published: February 17th 2022, 5:52:11 am
1 MONTH ANNIVERSARY CAPTION:
"So, I bet you guys have wondered what I've been up to these past couple of months...well to be honest with you, I've done nothing. Well, if you count stuffing your face constantly as something then yeah, let's say I've been busy. No, seriously though, I don't know what was in those protein shakes but holy shit...my life's completely changed for the better. I don't care what anybody thinks about my body, I don't even care about what I think about my body anymore. The only thing I think about is when my next meal is.
My gut bounces with every step I take now, and none of my clothes fit. My guts always hanging out of the bottom of my shirt. Sometimes I just leave the house without a shirt on, I'm that much of a pig! I go to restaurants and eat as much as I physically can, usually I do it until my clothes tear off, and everyone stares at me in shock of how fat I am for somebody so young but really, I don't give a f.
So, for the mystery man who made me almost quadruple my weight, thank you for changing me...and now, who wants to make me bigger? Seriously, I could go for an extra 100 pounds...oh, now that I think about it, I could go for 100 pounds of burgers...maybe pizza too? are fries included? So much food, and so much time to grow...here's to obesity!"