Published: August 3rd 2022, 7:51:16 am
Author's Note: This story is rated VS for very silly! A bit of cartoony diaper fun for today. What do you think? Is it silly, or horny? ~<3 Champ
"Hey Willie," said WIlly's friend Dane, running his hand, half covered by a sweater sleeve, through his limp hair and tucking it behind his ear. "You're sporting a boner again." He laughed softly as the hair fell back over his eyes.
"Tch. Am not!" said Willy, instinctively sitting forward. Willy had a big dick. Everybody knew Willy had a big dick, because he would spring a boner if a stiff breeze hit him down there. And everyone teased him about it endlessly. Dane sat up straight once he was done laughing and patted Willy on the knee.
"You know... I heard that the girls from Toon Town are pretty wild."
"Toon Town?" asked Willy, his voice husky as he tried to will his embarrassing boner back into submission.
"Yeah man they’re like total freaks. I'd bet they'd love your dick. Probably fit it easy too. Everyone knows toons are stretchy!" Dane broke into laughter again,but Willy sat forward, thinking about it.
"For real?" Will was interested. People often told Willy he had a little toon in him because of his cartoonishly huge junk. It tended to scare most girls away. But most girls didn't stretch... If he made it with a toon girl, however... Will got excited just thinking about it. "Maybe I’ll take a trip to Toon Town," he said to himself.
He thought about it the rest of the day, and at night in bed, jacking his huge meat as he imagined actually getting to put it in something soft and warm for once. The next day, he decided to blow off school and head straight for Toon Town to try and get some tail. It wasn't long before he was walking out of the subway onto the technicolor sidewalk of Toon Town. Everything was animated here. The sky was a bright blue with song birds flying around. Inanimate objects came to life and smiled and waved at Willy. He smiled and waved back, wondering if any of them would like a good dicking.
"Gosh I wonder where I can pick up some chicks," he said to himself, adjusting himself in his pants as they began to get a little too tight.
"Chicks, you say?" asked a deep-voiced cartoon rooster who was leaning against the railing by the exit. He gave WIlly a wink. "You could always try the henhouse at Farmer John’s farm."
"That’s not the kind of 'chick' I meant," said Willy. Clearly, he had to watch what he said in Toon Town. One wrong word and his sexy time could turn into silly time.
The rooster puffed up his chest, looking Willy in the eyes. "Too good for chickens huh? You got a problem with feathers, buddy?"
"No, dude!" said Willy. "I’m talking about babes. You know..." The rooster didn't seem to understand, so WIlly did his best to spell it out for him. "I’m trying to get my dick wet, bro. Can't you help a guy out?"
The rooster looked at him and cocked his head. "Well, I don’t know why you’d want to do that, but if that’s what you’re looking for, you better go here."
He handed Willy a card that said "Big Bertha's Booby Bin" in big bold letters. Underneath in smaller lettering, "Everything you need taken care of."
Below that, were some bulleted 'features' of the place.
Overnight and extended rates available. Check in today.
"Oh boy," said Willy, wolf-whistling as his leg thumped on the ground. "Hot dog! This is exactly what I was looking for." He stuck two fingers in his mouth and whistled loudly.
A taxi came screeching to the curb and opened its door. It looked over at Willy and spoke in a smoker's voice. "Where to, kid?"
"Take me here," said Willy, showing the taxi his card from the big rooster.
"Big Bertha's Booby Bin?! Where'd you get that?" asked the cab, raising his eyebrows. He looked over to see the big rooster smirking.
"That cock over there? Tch. Figures. Alright, kid. Get in," sighed the cab. "And watch where you're pointing that thing."
Willy blushed and covered the front of his pants as he stepped inside, not that it did any good. As soon as the door shut behind him, Willy was whisked off at breakneck speed to the Booby Bin.
"Thanks," he said, stepping out of the cab and trying not to fall over. "Uh... how much do I owe you?" He reached for his wallet.
"You're money's no good here, kid. Get some monopoly money and we'll talk."
Willy gave the cab a wave as he drove off and turned to the building before him. It was big and white. Professional looking. There were chipmunks trimming the hedges with their teeth. Now that was fancy.
The building was big and white. So big that it must have been a very successful business. Willy wondered what the laws were for establishments like this in Toon Town. Adult businesses were pretty heavily regulated in the rest of the city. He walked into the lobby, which looked big, clean, and bright. More like a hospital than a brothel.
"Must be some kinky shit here," he muttered to himself, but if that was the case, they seemed to have done a really convincing job of it. He looked at a clock on the wall, and the clock looked back and stuck its tongue out at him, following up with a goofy grin. Willy was beginning to wonder if he was at the right place or he had just wasted his time.
"Well hello there! What are you in for?"
Will jumped nearly five feet, leaving his clothes behind before falling back down into them. "YIPES! Don't scare people like..."
He spun around to see... the most beautiful woman he'd ever laid his eyes on. She had long flowing hair, eyelashes for miles, and giant gazongas that practically popped out of the top of her tight nurse's uniform.
"Tha tha tha... uh... helloooo nurse."
She smiled. "Sorry about that. What are you in for, hon?"
"Someone gave me this card. I was hoping to get, uh... 'taken care of', if you know what I mean.
"No," said the nurse, looking confused. "What do you mean?"
"You know," said Willy, wiggling his eyebrows. After a brief pause he continued. "Uh... I'm looking for a good time with lots of babes? A naughty time. One of your overnight specials, perhaps?" Still nothing. Finally, he put it as bluntly as he could. "I’m looking to get my dick wet, okay."
"Oh, you are?"
"Yeah."
"Okie dokie!" she said, breaking into a big smile and pulling out a clipboard with a thick stack of papers. "Sign here. And here. And here. And here. And heeeere. And here...."
Will signed all over the place.
"Great!" she said. Then she tossed the clipboard into the nurse's station with a loud crash and hit a big button on the desk before speaking into an open microphone.
"Paging Dr. D! Paging Dr. D! We got a live one!"
Within moments an extremely short doctor with huge glasses came running out to the lobby, followed by a big buff male wolf-nurse pushing a wheelchair.
"Wow! He really is a live one! We don't get your kind around here often! We usually just get toons. Well, let's get started!"
"Uh, hold on a sec," said Willy, holding up his hands. "I thought I was gonna get a personal nurse..."
"I'm the doctor," said the doctor, pointing to himself, "He's the nurse." He jerked a thumb over to the cartoon wolf. "Now there's no time to lose! We should get started if we want you ready to spend a full night here with us!"
"But I thought I was gonna get her," whined Willy. "I'm not into guyyyyyyyysss!"
Willy yelled out the last word as the big wolf drove the wheelchair into the back of his legs, scooping him up and whisking him away into the facility. The doctor ran alongside them and before he knew it, they were in the doctor's office. The wolf and the wheelchair came skidding to a halt, unceremoniously dumping Willy onto the padded exam table.
"So what are we doing today?" asked the doctor, adjusting his huge spectacles and standing on a jack, which he pumped so he could see over the exam table.
"I just came to get taken care of!" said Willy.
"Taken care of," said the doctor, making notes on his clipboard. "Uh huh."
"Uh, more specifically, to get this thing taken care of," Willy pointed to his honking huge pecker, which was still stiff from him staring at the front Nurse's gazongas. "Not a lot of people can handle my penis. It’s really big."
"Oh I think we can handle it," said the male nurse, with a chuckle. Willy looked over to him.
"Look, at this point, I'll try anything. If you can take it, be my guest. I'm so pent up I can hardly walk!"
"You want us to take your weiner?" asked the Doc, jotting down more notes on the clipboard.
"No, no, no," said Willy, waving his hands. "That’s way too kinky for me. I'm just looking to get my dick wet."
"Get your weiner wet?!" asked the doctor, shocked.
"Is that even a medical term?" asked Willy, squinting. "Wait, are you even a doctor?"
"Nurse, quick!" said the doctor. "Diaper this man before he wets all over the office!"
"W-w-wait!" said Willy, backing up on the exam table as the nurse smirked and pulled out a huge diaper from a drawer. "That's not what I meannnnnt!"
It was no use though. With one swift motion, the wolf pulled his clothes off like a huge tearing sound, and then grabbed his legs.
"Uh oh! Orderlies! Come restrain this man! Hurry! He's going to go wee wee all over the office!"
Willy knew he was in trouble when four huge orderlies hustled into the room chanting, "Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!"
A big hairy man, a burly rhino, an imposing alligator, and a husky husky all took a limb while the nurse snapped on his gloves, grinning. Willy's arms were held down and his legs were held up as the incredibly thick diaper was brought to rest below his butt, followed by a big squirt of baby oil which was rubbed generously all over his weiner, thighs, and butt.
"Yahahoooie!" he yelled as the nurse's thick finger intruded into his butthole, giving it a generous swirl with the baby oil.
"Gotta make sure the baby is all oiled up, right guys?"
The others all nodded their agreement, speaking enthusiastically.
"I'm not a baby!" yelled Willy, at least what he tried to say, but he coughed instead as the baby oil was followed by a huge cloud of powder as the nurse shook darn near the whole thing over his crotch. He groaned. He was going to smell like babies for a week!
"Uh oh, guys! I don't know if it'll fit..." said the nurse, as he tried to close the diaper over Willy's cartoonishly large and still-hard dick.
"Well," said the doctor. "He did say he wanted us to handle it..." He produced a tiny bottle labeled 'Shrinky Dink' and unscrewed the little dropper top, squeezing it ever so delicately over Willy's giant willy as he was held down by the burly orderlies.
Then, a huge sploosh of liquid came out over WIlly's shiny, quivering meat, and covered it, instantly shrinking it down to baby size.
"There we go! That's better! And look! It's already wetting! See? Problem solved!"
A stream of yellow liquid shot out of Willy's tiny pee pee, soaking instantly into the thirsty padding below him and not even making a noticeable dent.
"Oh no!" cried Willy, as he watched helplessly. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't stop it. "Why can't I stop my weeee?!"
"Unfortunate side effect," said the doctor. "Luckily that's exactly what you wanted! Another satisfied customer." While the doctor was dusting his hands, the wolf nurse was already bringing up the humongously thick and poofy diaper around Willy's tiny leaky pee pee, engulfing it completely in a sea of thick white padding.
"Now, he wanted to be taken care of, so you'd better take him to the baby wing. They'll know what to do with him."
"Not the baby wing!" cried Willy. "Anything but the baby wing!"
He was quickly strapped into his wheelchair and whisked off to be with the babies for what was supposedly an overnight stay, but when he got there, the head nurse looked at his paperwork and signatures.
"Let's see... consents to anything and everything... unlimited stay until we believe his treatment is complete... anything goes... Allllrighty! I guess what they say about you realies is true! You you really are a live one!"
"If this is because I hit on the nurse, I'm sorry, okay? Please don't make me be a big baby!"
"Hit on? You should know there's no hitting in this ward!" said the nurse sternly. "Orderlies! Get the rubber mitts!"
"Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!"
Before he knew it, Willy was fully dressed in a big baby outfit complete with a bib, bonnet, and frilly rubber baby booties and mitts. Willy whined, as a big pacifier was shoved in his mouth. He was totally helpless and his diaper was so thick, his legs could barely reach the ground to crawl when they put him in the big baby play area. He gripped the bars of the baby gate and knitted his eyebrows. He had a feeling he was going to be stuck as a baby in Toon Town for a loooooong time.