Published: July 12th 2022, 6:28:13 am
Author's note: This story is rated VS for very silly. Just wrote whatever came into my head so don't take it too seriously. All characters are 18 plus. If you don't remember the 'burger king kid' it was cheezy 90's stuff. Enjoy the silliness! -Champ
"I wasn't always like this, you know... I was young once too..."
"Yea, yeeaah, grandpa " said the skater kid, turning his baseball cap backwards. "I don't have time to listen to an old windbag. I've got too many radical things to do!" The famous Burger Ding Kid donned his shades and jumped on his skateboard, leaving the old man shaking his cane in the DK kid's wake.
"Darn kids! You'll be old one day too! You'll see!"
"Yeah right," said the kid, flipping the man the bird as he at a hamburger. "No way I'll ever get old. I'm like peter pan, baby. Never get older not even for a second..."
"Oh yeah?" asked Queen Ronald, stepping in and putting the DK kid in a headlock. "We'll see about that!"
Suddenly, the queen of burgers put pressure on the kid's neck and he passed out.
"Heh. Pathetic. This so called 'kid' is in his thirties. Hardly a kid! But if he wants to play kid, we can do that.. I think somebody was off to do a promo video for the Ding... Wouldn't want you to be late, now would we?"
The burger queen's laughter rang out as her minions came out to help her.
"Wha? What happened?" The DK kid rubbed his head, his shock of yellow hair falling across his eyes, til he flipped it out of the way to see that he was in the middle of filming the promo vid.
"Alright man, you okay? You sure you're ready to go don that ramp?" asked skating legend Roni Falcon.
"Y-yeah, I'm fine," said the kid, shaking it off. No way he was going to chicken out in front of Roni Falcon, even if he did feel a little wobbly. He decided to just go for it, but as his board tilted down off the lip of the ramp, he realized something was off... it was his stance... something was keeping his legs spread wide apart... and he couldn't close them!
"Whoa!" cried Roni Falcon as the kid took a spill immediately.
"Whoa!" cried the kid as he slid butt first down the ramp, ripping the butt of his pants in two right down the center.
Everyone gasped, but their shock soon turned to laughter as the overgrown kid-star's pants ripped in two to reveal a big cloth diaper and plastic pants.
"Whoa!" said Roni. "How did you hide all that in there?"
"Looks like someone's a baby!" yelled one of the onlookers, comedian and talented skater Tom Yellow.
Then the announcer came on as someone handed the kid a burger.
"Burker Ding... Keeps you young..."
"Annnd cut!"
"Huh?" said The Kid, rubbing his head as he recovered from the embarrassing spill. He was still processing everything that happened. The ripping of his pants in two... everyone's laughter... being embarrassed in front of two of his idols... and the huge diaper that had inexplicably found its way between his legs.
"Yo, that was great, kid!" said Roni Falcon. "I thought you were crazy when I heard what you wanted to do, but it really worked!"
"Huh?! Oh, uh... yeah! All my idea," lied the kid, knowing to run with a good lie when he heard one.
"But did you really have to make DK revise your contract to provide you with diapers 24/7 for the rest of your career?"
"Huh?"
"Sorry, I'm sure there's a logical explanation. I just thought it was funny, is all. Seems like you almost like the idea of being in those things full time. I mean you have to judging by what you had in that contract. I mean... A crib? 24/7 nurse care? Full restraints and no letting you out no matter how much you beg? Seems pretty extreme to me...but whatever it takes to get into character, right?"
"What?!" said the Kid, backing away. That's when he bumped into the big cheese, mayor mcBlintz. "Hey, there, buddy, where do ya think you're going? I just wanted to tell you we love your new image. The burger ding baby. I love it!!"
"I'm not a baby," yelled the kid.
"Ha! And your new catch phrase. It's brilliant!"
"Shit. I gotta get outta here," said the kid, skating away.
"Don't let him get away! Catch him!" yelled the mayor. The kid didn't make it very far with the huge diaper throwing of this balance. It was was no good - he couldn't get his stance right on the skateboard, and running turned into a silly waddle very quickly. Soon Roni Falcon had corralled him back toward the limo, which had a woman in a latex nurse uniform waiting with an oversized car seat in there.
"I'm the burger ding kid! You can't do this to me! I'm too radical!" said the so called burger ding kid. But he wasn't the kid anymore. No, now he was the baby. He soon found himself strapped in head to toe in restraints. Straps seemed to cover every part of his body but his diaper, which was left painfully exposed.
"Don't worry, kiddo. You didn't need those big boy pants anyway. We have a whole new wardrobe courtesy of the Burger Queen. She sends her regards." The DK kid looked at her in dismay. Of course! This was the dastardly Burger Queen's doing! He had to tell someone, but his mouth was quickly filled with a pacifier making speech impossible.
"Aww, too bad, kiddo. Looks like you're stuck this way. But look on the bright side... you'll never grow old... you can just be a big radical baby forever... teehee!"
The car drove off, and the burger kid knitted his brow. It looked like he was going to be stuck in diapers and baby treatment for a very long time to come.