Published: March 26th 2022, 7:32:49 am
I was supposed to be a big boy today but I simply wasn’t allowed to be. Someone got it into their head that I was supposed to be a baby!
I tried everything I knew to prove I wasn‘t. I put on big boy undies… but those got all damp. I tried to feed myself… but I just made a big mess instead. I even tried to wear big boy clothes, but I got caught and punished for going into Daddy’s underwear drawer and closet and getting his work clothes all piddly.
Its not my fault. I don’t have any big boy clothes of my own! I know all the other boys got to be grownups by now… so when is it gonna be my turn?
don’t tell anyone I snuck Daddy’s phone into the crib. It’s the only way I could tell you what happened. I know I had a name other than baby once. I think I even had a job.. and told people what to do … it’s all fuzzy now… like my blankie…. My blankie is super snuggly. Wanna see? Maybe that’s the important think I was supposed to do. Snuggle my blankie… yeah, that must be it! I’m so glad I figured it out!