Published: March 23rd 2022, 8:05:48 pm
"Oh boy, it's here!" said Doug, when the doorbell rang.
"Hold up," said Chuck, groaning as he got himself up off of a pile of soggy diapers in the living room. "That's what you say every time the doorbell rings. Let me get it, and I'll tell you who it is.
"Okay. Should I 'paws' this episode of Pawsome Squad?"
"That would be pawriffic," chuckled Chuck, picking his way over to the door while trying to avoid tripping on a diaper. He opened the door and a man with a clothespin on his nose answered.
"Delivery from the C.A.B.S. Research Foundation. Sign please."
"It's here!" yelled Chuck from the front door. His hand was practically shaking he was so excited as he signed the release form.
"Enjoy!" said the man, tipping his had and walking back toward the truck. Chuck noticed a distinct crinkle and puffiness around the man's butt area as he walked back to the delivery van. The shorts couldn't hide the thick diaper he was obviously wearing. Chuck smiled as he dragged the large box inside.
"The delivery guy was cute."
"Oh yeah?" asked Doug. "What was he wearing?"
"From my perspective, I'm guessing it was a pawsome double thick nighttime diaper with a diaper doubler inside."
"Nice!" said Doug. The two of them understood each other well enough to know what the 'important' details of the man's outfit were. "Good for deliveries, I'll bet. Now let's open this sucker up!"
"Alright!"
Chuck and Doug could barely hold back their anticipation as they cut open the box with a box cutter. As they did, it revealed a robot about chest height.
"This is just like that episode of Pawsome squad where they get their robo caretaker unit, P.A.L.!" said Doug, practically jumping up and down as the robot was revealed.
"Yeah!" said Chuck. "Is there an instruction manual?"
"I don't see any..." said Doug.
Just then, the unit started up, causing them both to jump.
"Hello. I'm P.A.L., your Personal Automated Lifestyle assistant!"
"It works!" said Chuck and Doug in unison.
"Oh, my! It looks like we got a couple of busy little ones here! Look at all these dirty diapers!"
"Do we have to program it?" asked Chuck. "I don't know where to begin..."
"Why don't we start with your names and pronouns," said P.A.L. After introducing themselves, the robot scanned them both.
"Biometric Data recorded. It looks like you two are in need of a diaper change!"
"Who me?" asked Doug. Chuck just blushed.
"Let's go, on your tushies," said P.A.L. The two men obeyed, and lay there as P.A.L. grabbed the nearest fresh diapers at hand and set to work.
"I could get used to this," said Chuck, sighing as his bum was wiped clean.
"Good, because you're going to be wearing protection for the forseeable future," said P.A.L. This made both men feel very excited.
"You mean it?" asked Doug.
"Yes. I've already ordered more diapers and put them on auto-ship. It's clear that you weren't buying enough and weren't changing often enough. That is sub optimal. But judging from how many diapers are here and the times of your most recent purchases, it's clear that you need diapers round the clock.
"Just like Pawsome Squad," whispered Doug, in awe.
"That's right, little one. Why don't you two look over there and watch the rest of the episode while I finish diapering you and tidy things up.
The two men turned boys were completely absorbed in the show, so much so that they barely noticed the P.A.L. unit cleaning up their place, the truck coming to cart off all the diapers, the few pieces of remaining adult furniture carted away as well only to be replaced with more Pawsome Squad themed furniture.
"Wake up, kiddos, wake up!" said the unit. The two men had dozed off at some point and were surprised to find themselves in a big pawsome squad playpen colored bright blue with their favorite heroes printed on the mat.
"Wuh... oh, why am I so woozy?" asked Doug, while Chuck just rubbed the sleep from his eyes and tried to smack his mouth. Doug couldn't do so, though, because of the big puppy pacifier in his mouth.
"I cleaned up and the living room is now in its optimal configuration. How do you like it?" asked P.A.L.
The two men looked around to see that bumpers had been added to all the corners of furniture, that the cabinets were now all locked, as was the fridge, and finally, that there was no indication of adult furniture at all. The coffee table had been replaced by a low table good for sitting on the floor and drawing. The couch was not there at all. In fact, there were no accommodations for an adult at all whether it be seating or storage. Everything was made for oversized toddlers, like the two high chairs in the kitchen.
"Wow!" said Chuck. "It's... uh... this is different..." Sure the two of them had been Pawsome Squad superfans for a couple weeks at this point, but they had just been into the themed clothes and the diapers. This was a whole nother level.
"Gosh, P.A.L., I don't know. This is pretty extreme," said Doug.
"It's the optimal configuration," P.A.L. repeated.
The two men looked at each other, unsure. "I don't know about this... uh, hey, can you help me out of the playpen? I can't seem to get out on my own," said Chuck. Doug and chuck realized that it was tough to climb over the high sides with the thick diapers restricting their dexterity.
"Why would you need to get out, buddy?" asked P.A.L. "You don't have anywhere to go. You can stay there til dinner time. I have a few more things to take care of," said P.A.L. The two men looked at each other, feeling a little surprised but also excited.
"What if we want to change the room back?" asked Chuck.
"No can do, buddy," said the P.A.L. "You've signed up to be Beta testers, and this is part of your agreement, that I am now in charge. Now just be good boys and stay there."
Chuck sat back on his crinkly butt, which squished when he did so. "This is kind of hot," he said to Doug.
"Yeah," said Doug. "I wonder what the Pawsome squad would do in this situation.
"I think I have an idea," said Chuck with a naughty grin. He crawled over to Doug and guided his boyfriend to his back, where he then mounted him and began grinding his squishy diaper into his boyfriend's. The smiling faces of the Dash and Deputy rubbed against each other like they were making out while Chuck and Doug humped and moaned. P.A.L. monitored it all from a discrete distance.
"Report sent. Infantilization is very effective. Recommend positive reinforcement. Subject Status: Optimal."
The data went back to C.A.B.S. to be monitored, along with the hundreds of other beta testers across the country. Soon it would be time to roll them out to the general public, and what a change that would make!