Published: January 4th 2022, 10:12:08 am
Note: Based on my post from twitter
See also: Farm Fresh Milk Pt. 1 Pt. 2
"No!!!" Nick threw his hands out in front of him in a useless attempt to stop the charging bull. It took him a second to realize that he was no longer in Farmer John's field. As far as he knew, a few moments ago, his life had flashed before his eyes as his stunt for YourTube views went horribly awry. He shifted on the soft ground and gripped his head. It hurt, and there were... bandages?
The last thing Nick remembered, he had been running from the his angry neighbor, who didn't take kindly to meddling kids on his farm, hopped the fence ignoring the man's increasingly angry calls, and only too late did he realize that his bull-teasing video was going to get a lot more real. At least it would make for good footage...
"Unhh... Where am I? ...Shit... My bro Toby better have gotten the footage..."
Nick felt like every bone in his body was totally sore. It was worse than when he was in that car accident from the street racing video he did. Much worse. He moved his arms and legs experimentally, kicking out and wiggling.
*Crinkle* *Crinkle* *Crinkle*
He gradually became aware of the sound, and as his vision began to clear, he became aware that it was coming from him - from right between his legs. "U-ugh... is this... a…a diaper?!”
It was the only thing he was wearing aside from the bandages. Why? He looked around, still not quite ready to sit up. Then his question was answered as he began to wet himself, the sudden relief taking him by surprise as his diaper warmed and yellowed. He stuck his thumb in his mouth, out of pure instinct. It made him feel better. He kept sucking and pretty soon he was focusing on that, forgetting all the other questions in his mind.
“Hey! This feels pretty good!” he thought. Then he noticed his toes as his feet gave another involuntary kick. "Those look fun to play with!"
He began to giggle and he reached for his feet. He actually managed to grab them! This was fun! All his thoughts of his brush with death disappeared as he began to play with his feet, pulling them up to show off his diaper like a big dork, lost in his own little world.
His neighbors watched from the doorway, holding Toby's camera up to record the big silly baby.
“It’s a good thing we got to that pesky neighbor kid in time," said Farmer John's top farmhand, Clete. "He'd have been dead meat for sure. Doesn't look like we were able to save all of him, though. He looks like he’s gone a little goofy...”
“Don’t worry. He’ll come back to himself sooner or later. In the meantime, let’s make a REAL stunt video. His followers are gonna LOVE this…”
“That’ll teach him to risk his life for likes and views."
"Hey, we might be doing the kid a favor. Who knows? Maybe it’ll be a hit!”
By the time Nick came back to his senses, it was too late; his followers had all seen the video of Nick goofing off in Farmer John's field, claiming he was gonna get a good look at the human 'milking pens' and maybe even have some fun with the milked boys. Seen Farmer John chasing him and yelling, "I thought I told you not to come around here!" Seen Nick stupidly jump the fence against the Farmer's warnings. "Hey! Don't go there! You'll get yourself killed, ya dern fool!" Seen Nick running in the corral where the human 'bulls' were kept and seen them charge him... and then the aftermath - Nick, eyes crossed, sucking his thumb and making a fool of himself in his oversized diapers.
Farmer John didn't press charges. He simply sent Nick home with a smile and a pack of diapers saying he hoped he'd learned his lesson. Nick's stomach sank as he looked at the consequences of the video that had been posted to his account. There was no point in deleting it now; it was all over the internet, and his brother Toby was one of the chief culprits, taking glee in the 'lulz' it provided. It would have been bad enough if he had been canceled, lost all his popularity because of the humiliating situation, but it was worse than that. Much worse. Nick's followers loved to laugh at his goofy diaper antics so much that he was forced to keep making dumb diaper content humiliating himself on camera. The moment he tried to stop, his views - and income - dried up.
"Don't forget, half of this money is mine," said Toby, whenever Nick felt his brother was pushing him too far. "You saw what happened when you tried to go back to regular undies. I'm not having that! Now hump that big ol teddy bear like you mean it! And keep drinking that big bottle! Those ten-thousand orbeez aren't gonna wet themselves!"
Nick whined in humiliation as he humped his diaper. He really had no choice anymore. He just hoped that Toby wouldn't do what he'd been hinting at and sell him to Farmer John once the novelty wore off. He'd have to work extra hard as a lolcow or he'd end up another cow on the milk farm.
"That's it, bro. Keep humping those diapers! You're doing so good. Keep that viewer count up or you know who's going to call up Farmer John's collection team next!"
-Written by ChampTehOtter