Published: December 1st 2021, 7:14:02 pm
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"This is Tommy. He's 23, going on 3. And this is Greggy, but we just call him Googoo. He just turned 21"
23? 21? Wasn't that a little too old for diapers? The thought crossed my mind for half a second before I realized how silly it was to think that when I and everyone I knew was in diapers too.
"Oh, you thought my boys were younger than that? Well, surprise! These two little cuties had until they were 18 to get things together. Then it was either out the door or back to bottles. Little Greggy didn't even try. As for his older brother, well... he went right along with him for encouraging his brother to drink and drive. Thank goodness I caught them before they went out. Now, the only drinking they're doing is from their ba-bas."
"Mommmm.... This is embarrassing!"
"Oh, hush mister. You brought this on yourself. Anyway, it's time to start the lesson on proper diaper use. Let's get started!" She reached into her pocket and pulled out a little magnetic fob. "Now I'm gonna take off your diaper covers boys, so our employees can see how well you know how to use them!"
The two boys stood there looking stiff and uncomfortable as their mom passed the magnet over the caps on their secure-fix diaper covers and pulled them down to reveal two dry and not very thick medical style diapers.
"These are from our medical line. As you can see, there are big yellow wetness indicators running the length of the diapers so it will be extra easy to see when they wet. Do you two have to pee, or do you need a little drink to help get you going?"
Linda looked at the two men, crossing her arms and tapping her foot. They looked like they were sweating bullets as they tried in vain to pee on command.
"Not to worry," said Linda, "I've got just the thing. Here you go, drink up."
She handed them two oversized bottles and they looked at each other, faces turning red, before raising them to their lips and drinking.
When they got about halfway through their drinks, she spoke.
"There you go.. very good," she said, patting googoo on his diapered butt.
*PAFF* *PAFF*
She looked back at me. "The first thing you should do is stay hydrated. That's really the first and the last rule of peeing in your diaper. Usually that's all you need. Cuts down on the acidity of your urine too, so you can wear your comfy didees for a nice long time! Oh, by the way, in the interest of time I've added some of our super stream diuretic to the mix to get them peeing right away."
The two boys' eyes shot open when they hear this, but their mom urged them on.
"I didn't say stop drinking, boys. Don't make me make this a proper discipline lesson too!"
Tommy screwed his eyes shut and gulped it down, looking pained as he did so. His knees were buckling and he was already squirming. Googoo, on the other hand, looked resigned to his fate and just gulped it down, his eyebrows knit together as the yellow indicator turned blue in front.
"Excellent work, Googoo! It's important to stay relaxed in your diaper and just let the pee come out when it has to. No holding it in, like Tommy. Tommy... I want you to stop holding it in..."
Tommy pulled the bottle out of his mouth and whined. "But mommmm!"
"Now, mister. I'm counting to three. And keep drinking that baba. Look, Googoo's already finished!" She held her right hand up and started counting. "1... 2..."
I had never seen someone move faster than Tommy. In an instant the bottle was back in his mouth and his diaper was turning blue from front to back.
"Now it looks like Tommy has a lot of pee in him, so he's going to be going for a while. This is what we call a "flood". Tommy, why don't we demonstrate changing position to help the urine soak into other parts of the padding? Lie on the desk."
Tommy had finished his bottle only to be now made to lie on the big desk at the front of the room and pee his diaper first on his back, then on his front. By the time he was done, the diaper was well and truly soaked and his eyes were wet with tears of embarrassment.
"Now that's what I call a wet diaper. Let's talk about how long you should be in a diaper before a change. Most of the time, we change between 6-8 hours, though employees who wear our thickest garments can easily go 12. The main factor to worry about is irritation," she said, placing a hand on Tommy's swollen diaper bulge. "A lot of people think that it's wetness that causes diaper rash. Not so! It's actually the acidity of your urine that does so, so that's another reason why being well hydrated can help you avoid diaper rash, even if you're wearing your didees for a long period of time."
Tommy was covering his face now, wishing she would get on with it.
"Googoo, get Mommy her diaper bag. This little guy's gonna need one. I'm going to make this quick," she said, as she fluffed up the diaper and slid it under his already wet one before untaping the one he was wearing to remove it. Then she began wiping him down. "We can talk about changing properly to set yourself up for successful protection in another lesson. But there is one thing... Ah, here we go..."
She pulled out a little plastic packet from the bag. It was a suppository. And despite her claim that she would make this quick, Tommy was left in the middle of the room naked while Linda talked about dealing with messy diapers. His face turned redder and redder as she explained all the details about proper diaper use and messing, and he almost looked relieved when she shoved it in and taped him up.
"While we wait, let's talk about ways to make it easier to go anywhere and everywhere. Let's start with reverse kegels. Then we'll move on to fiber."