Published: October 23rd 2021, 6:33:41 am
Continuation of October 20, 2021: Tedd-E pt. 3
"Come on, man," said James as Tedd-E began to take out the food and set it up at the table, "this was all Tedd-E's idea. It's not like I wanted to live like a big baby. "
"Then why do you have an erection?" James looked down to see that he was tenting bad in his diaper.
"I... I... I..." James didn't know what to say. He couldn't blame that one on Tedd-E.
"Playtime is over, Jamesie. Time to eat!" The bear held up the jar of Baby food. Teddy let James by the hand to his seat.
"Please hurry," said James as he was sat down and one of his cute 'Cookie Time' bibs was tied around his neck. Sky started typing on the phone while James looked at the open jars of baby food with disgust, but Tedd-E was unwaveringly enthusiastic as he held up a big spoonful of pureed peaches.
"Open wide, Jamesie!"
"This is ridiculous," said James, crossing his arms and flat out refusing to eat.
"Uh oh! I guess you're too little to eat this food. That's okay! I'll put in an order for a month's supply of formula so you can have nummies in your tummy!" James' eyes went wide as he imagined having nothing in the house to eat but formula.
"N-no, wait! I'm not too little to eat this food! I- I mean, I can eat solid foods."
"You'll have to show you can eat your big boy peaches before you can work your way up to solid foods, kiddo. We don't want you having an upset tummy like earlier, do we?"
James felt defeated. He sulked and opened his mouth, his arms folded. Teddy made noises as he brought the spoon to James's mouth and deposited the payload inside, pulling up and away so all the food disappeared off the spoon. James smacked his lips. The feeding may have been humiliating but the food wasn't bad. The first spoonful was soon followed by another spoonful, and another. James could see that the next jar didn't look nearly as appetizing.
"Uh, sky?" asked James. "You having any luck with that manual-mmph." Teddy took the opportunity to deposit the last spoonful of peaches in James' mouth before moving onto the prunes.
Sky was holding his phone out at eye level.
"Are you recording this?!" asked James, once he was able to gulp down the last spoonful.
"Of course I am! This is too funny," said Sky. "I'm gonna post this to Ding Dong. It's going to be great!"
"Hey, that's not fair," said James. "You can't mmph!" James' mouth was filled with prune puree, and he made a face as he was hit with the strong flavor.
"Oh, don't worry. I'll tag you in it. That was a perfect face to end with, by the way."
James looked on in horror as Sky quickly sent off the video. He had to do something! He stood up quickly, inadvertently knocking the spoon out of Tedd-E's hand and smearing his shirt. The spoon then careened off the jar of prunes, knocking it over. James took one step and slipped on the prunes, hitting the floor hard and knocking himself out. When he came to, a light was being shone into his eyes and he was feeling out of it.
"Scan complete. He's not hurt," said Tedd-E, "but Paramedics are on their way."
That was the last thing James heard before losing consciousness.