Published: August 25th 2021, 7:49:20 pm
Continuation of August 24, 2021, “Diapercuck’s Life Pt. 20”
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16 Part 17 Part 18 Part 19 Part 20
Note: The rules list idea is based off the real life one Daddy has on our fridge. Of course they're not as strict as Frankie's. I'm a good baby, after all. -Champ
"Welcome home, boys! How are my two men today?" Leandra seemed flushed with excitement. Happiness was the best makeup, so they said, and she had certainly transformed since they'd moved into her old friend Gerard's house and she'd gotten a real lover.
Frank smiled hopefully as he waddled in with Gerard holding his hand. She'd called him a man! Maybe that meant he could get through to her after all.
"I'm sorry, I should really say my big man and my little man," Leandra said, squatting down eye-level with Frank to stroke his hair. Frank's face fell.
"We're great, mon chérie," said Gerard. "We had so much fun, I want us all to start going out as a family!"
"Oh, that's a wonderful idea," exclaimed Leandra. "But where are the baby's clothes?" She paused and gave Gerard a sly look. "Don't tell me our little man is finally comfortable going out in just his diapers... I'll never believe it!"
Gerard chuckled and shook his head. "No, no. The baby had a little accident at the mall, that's all. I had to leave him at the little play area for a minute and wouldn't you know it, I hear my name being called on the intercom within ten minutes. He really is a handful."
"You can say that again," said Leandra, giving Frank's hand a squeeze. "I've lived with this little guy for years so I know all about it. Hush now, little one. Stop fussing!" She gave Frank a cursory wave as she continued to mostly ignore him, preferring to talk about him over his head.
"We'll have quite a bit of furniture coming in today for Frank's new room. I think you'll love it, it's all themed. I even got him some furniture for the kitchen and the living room so he can spend more time with Mommy and Daddy and not cooped up in his crib."
"Oh! That's so thoughtful of you, my love. Frank, say thank you to Daddy for being so thoughtful and getting you all the furniture you need to be safe and comfortable in your new home." Frank looked up at her like she was crazy.
"Thank you?" he began, hardly able to believe his ears.
"You're very welcome, little man," said Gerard, answering before Frank had an opportunity to follow up with a scathing remark. "Now I'll have to bring in all those diapers and other things I bought him. Baby's all stocked up for the year, I think, though judging by how quickly he had his accidents today, they might not even last a month! Did I tell you he peed himself while he was trying out the crib?"
"I peed because you wouldn't take me to the restroom. And I wasn't trying the crib out, you put me in there." Frank was gritting his teeth as he said this, and his face was going from red to violent purple as his anger increased.
"Oh boy, I think he needs his nap. I totally forgot I was going to put him down as soon as we got home."
"Yes, I think you're right, dear. The baby still needs to learn that he doesn't use the restroom anymore. He lost those priveleges when he showed us he wasn't ready for them. Though he might get to start potty training if he's a good boy for Mommy and Daddy and fills out his good boy sticker chart..."
"Sticker chart?" asked Frank, bewildered.
Gerard grinned, amused. "What did you do, mon chérie? Some special surprize?"
"Come and see for yourself." The three of them went over to the refrigerator and sure enough there was a little calendar with a sticker sheet along with a list of rules. "Each time you obey a rule for the whole day, you get a sticker. And when you get it all filled, you'll get a reward."
"Hey, wait... This list is a lot longer than yesterday's," complained Frank.
"That's because you're a baby now and there are more rules for babies than grown-ups," replied Leandra, as it it was the most sensible thing in the world.
"And Mommy did an excellent job at her list too," said Gerard, putting his hand gently on the back of Leandra's neck and kissing her softly. Frank made a disgusted face, outraged as he looked at the list in front of him.
Ways to Earn Points
Be a good baby by following the rules
Ask for apple juice instead of alcohol
Take a nap without fussing or getting out of your crib
Use your diapers without complaint all day
Go a day without asking to use the potty
Go a day without running inside
Look at grown-ups when spoken to all day
Use your indoor voice inside all day
Say yes, Daddy or yes, Mommy three times in a row
Say thank you, Daddy or thank you, Mommy after a punishment
Help Mommy or Daddy around the house
Go a day without touching your pacifier or spitting it out
Do something good, helpful, or cute for Daddy and Mommy
"This is ridiculous! I'm not a baby, you two!" Frank could feel his erection fighting to get fully hard in the confines of his little chastity cage, and this inexplicable reaction only infuriated him further.
"Okay, sweetie, iiiit's naptime." Leandra tugged Frank toward the bedroom.
"Do you need any help holding him down while he's secured to the bed?"
"No, no," said Leandra, looking down at her puny husband. "I think I've got this."
"This is totally unfair! Grown men don't take naps! Leandra! Leandra!!" Frank could be heard yelling all the way to the room that would soon be his new nursery.
-Written by ChampTehOtter