Published: November 13th 2020, 3:26:33 am
Joe Gamer had it all figured out. He was going to get the new gamestation 5. He had been sitting at his computer refreshing the website every five seconds for the entire day and no one was going to beat him because he had a secret advantage. He was wearing 'gamer pants'.
"What are gamer pants, you ask?" He was speaking into the microphone as he broadcast his weekly Spasm livestream. "They're super absorbent underwear that eliminate the need for you to use the bathroom, OR step away from the computer as the case may be. No. For those of you in the comments section asking, they're not diapers. They're *gamer pants*, and... ahhh... that's better. They're quite comfortable and easy to use. I just wet my gamer pants right now and I can barely even tell. What's that? Okay some of you are asking for a photo. No, I'm not showing off my underwear you pervs." Joe blushed as he thought about it. He looked down at his new 'underwear'. Despite the sleek and modern shapes printed on the plastic, they still have the distinctive bulk and crinkle of a diaper. He placed his hand on it and felt the warmth - had he just wet again? He looked back up at the live chat which was going wild.
"Okay, okay, I have a bunch of you who seem genuinely interested. I guess if it's for education purposes then I can switch to camera view. But you better not screenshot or record this or whatever and play it out of context, okay? This is professional gamer gear!" He gulped and sweat dripped from his temple as he put his hand on the mouse. He could do this. With one click he switched the view. He stood up from his desk revealing that he wasn't wearing any thing but his Pee Station gamer pants and a promotional t-shirt with the gamer pants logo. It said 'Pee Station - so you don't gotta stop when you gotta go' in neon green letters. He set his hands on his hips and put on a brave front.
"Well, guys? Whaddya think? Pretty cool huh? Aww thanks you're too kind. Yeah. Wait... oh shit! The website just opened up?" His stomach sank as comment after comment poured in from people who had managed to snag one. All attention turned away from his diapers and on to the newest available gaming system that absolutely everyone had to have.
'got it!'
'Hurry up and get on the site, they're almost sold out'
'tough break Joe, maybe after Christmas?'
"No. No, no no!" He clicked the refresh button over and over, not willing to believe what he was seeing. "This can't be happening!"
But sure enough, a big red SOLD OUT had been stamped across the purchase page. Meanwhile, he had forgotten to switch the camera and the entire audience got a shot of his butt, which is what many of his viewers were now chatting about.
'Hey Joe! You're lookin a little soggy there bud!'
'Dude needs a change!'
'You need some new pants Joe! Need any help?'
"What? Oh god." Joe reached back and felt the back of his diaper. It was squishy - and warm - meaning he had just soaked it recently. He had spent so much time focusing on his task and just staying relaxed down there that he didn't even realize it when he was going! He stood there frozen until he realized he was still streaming the butt shot with his hand rubbing the back of his diapers.
'I think he likes it!'
'This gives a whole new definition to 'streaming''
'Hey Joe, I got an extra one, want me to send it your way?'
He quickly switched back to game view, but the last comment caught his eye.
'Whoah whoah, whoah, hold up guys," he said, trying to change the subject. 'I just got an offer for a system from JGFan69420. What are you asking for it? Free? Really? Come on, guy what's the catch?"
There was always a catch. And sure enough there was a big one. His face blanched. And the chat went wild.
'The catch is you have to wear and use your gamer pants exclusively for a month. No using the toilet and no wearing pants over them.'
"Hey, now... I don't think I can do that. Can't we negotiate?"
The user had him by the balls. He needed that system. His viewers expected him to have the system. He had already planned a whole schedule around playing and reviewing the new system. And it was free after all.
"Look I'm almost out of gamer pants already. They're not cheap you know, and they take time to ship..."
'No worries, I work for the company. We'll pay you to wear them and get you that game system.'
The chat seemed extremely enthusiastic about this idea even if Joe had his doubts. He began to sweat. He knew the pitfalls of going against your audience. But, the thought, the guy had to be pulling his leg. No way they would reach out through some Spasm chat.
"Okay, okay, I'll bite. If you're really with gamer pants, then go ahead and have them send over the agreement to my official email and I'll sign it." His smirk quickly faded when the email alert popped up. There it was from the gamer pants official email. It looked like they had everything ready for just this situation.
"Shit." was all he said. He sighed. He couldn't go back on what he said now. "Hey... can I sleep on it?"
The chat was not happy.
'Joe's Chickening out!'
'No backing out now Joe!'
'I'll take back my pledge if you don't get that system, man. You promised!'
"Okay, okay, I'm signing it now. There we go." He sent off the contract with his digital signature. It looked like he was going to be an official gamer pants sponsor for the next month. He could only hope that his control didn't get any worse than it was.