bret

The Wall

Published: November 19th 2024, 1:01:34 pm

Coach has been pushing me hard to bulk up for this next football season. I been following his new diet plan and been getting plenty of rest after practice each week.

And before practice.

And pretty much every moment that I ain’t at practice.

I keep telling him, I need ta hit the gym more and work on getting some stamina built back up. I can’t even run drills with the guys now because I’m so damn heavy! I’m supposed to be an athlete after all, ain’t I?

But Coach won’t stand for it. Keeps saying that it don’t matter how slow I am. He says I’m doing my job as long as I can put as much mass as possible between our quarterback and the other team.

Well, I’ve been doing a damn good job at it. Nearly immovable now at this size. That’s why the whole team has started calling me “The Wall”.

Anyway, better get ready. The whole team is going out to the buffet again. I skipped practice this week cuz I’ve been working so hard on Coach’s new diet plan. He says it’s fine as long as I make up the time at the buffet with the guys.

You know, if I skip practice next week too, I bet I could make really good progress on Coach’s plan!

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