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Written Q&A/AMA with me Rob (not Robinson)

Published: May 21st 2025, 9:59:15 pm

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Hey guys,

So this is probably quite long overdue but I felt it was time I did an AMA/Q&A with everyone on The Secret Tier.

I'm the CEO and founder of Best Kept Secret, so I know a lot about what we do and can hopefully answer any gnawing questions related to everything BKS.

I only have a few ground rules:

Try not to repeat questions too much, if someone has already asked a question that is the same or very similar to yours it's unlikely my answer will be much different if I reply again so follow along with how I reply to theirs.

Try to respect personal boundaries where you can, I'd like to answer questions about BKS, audio erotica and all things related to the community ideally. I can't tell you if I have a 6-pack, or if my eyes look like Jake Gyllenhaals', I can't tell you what the naughtiest thing I've done in the past year in my personal life is, a gentleman never gossips after all. This includes the personal boundaries of writers, VAs, editors and Discord admins and other members too.

Try not to ask 'when is XYZ audio coming out' - our schedule changes depending on what's been written, recorded, edited etc. It can change quite radically depending on hiccups with the production so we don't like to over-promise when something will come out.

Don't ask me questions about Robinson's famous 'late stage capitalism' lines or 'horny elephant' shenanigans or high fiving...things... in the middle of a foursome, I can only put that down to wine and chutzpah.

I will try to answer everyone's questions as quickly as I can but I can't promise it will be instantaneous. Suffice to say, I'll try and get to everyone in the space of a few days' time.

A few updates below as well that are top of my mind:

  • The Secret Tier ringtones, alarms and notifications are finalising now. Robinson, Chambers, Emmerson and Wright have recorded theirs. Sadly Gallo and Adams eventually declined to do theirs due to personal reasons. I tried pressing them on it and seeing if we could work something out for both sides, but it was still a no from both and we have to respect their wishes, so unfortunately they won't have any coming out. The sounds will all be organised in Google Drive folders and will be available for download to your phone as they were last time, as MP3 files you can assign to whatever you like.

  • Thorne (the VA from 'Cumin The Kitchen' and 'Mine And Yours') has 4 scripts in his inbox now so he has content on the way, has just been particularly busy the past couple of weeks.

  • Not sure if I announced this on Patreon but Violet Times' 'Mermaid Season' and 'Our Little Secret' are both getting sequels and there is a prequel or sequel (author hasn't decided yet) being worked on for Thorne's 'Mine and Yours' audio too.

  • We want to release another 'compilation' style thing for The Secret Tier, what kind of thing would you like to hear?

Also shoutout to Point Pelee National Park for using our audio as thirst trap material for their grass and trees I guess.