Published: May 7th 2025, 7:30:32 pm
Hi!
Wedding season is officially upon us, so here's an all-wedding poll for May! Maybe we'll even do more than one this summer, we'll see. Decided to make it the early access, because I'm thinking genre for the exclusive.
I also might end up swapping early access and exclusive in the schedule because I haven't posted my free audio from last month yet!
1. Cute Bartender Mistakes You for the Bride at the Bachelorette Party (Bridesmaid x Bartender)
I had a feeling a fully depraved "hall pass"/"one last night" bride bachelorette party would be a bit polarizing, so instead how about one where you're at a wild bachelorette night and a sweet bartender gets you and the bride mixed up. Some flirting and mutual playing along, and you're getting fucked in the borrowed sash and tiara, roleplaying as a slutty bride. Kinda hot, right?
2. Keeping the Bride's Brother Out of Trouble at the Wedding Reception (Bridesmaid x Bride's Brother)
This one's back from last year, you were tasked with keeping the bride's sometimes rambunctious brother out of trouble at the reception, making sure he doesn't drink too much or sleep with the wrong person. Teasing and switchy, maybe car sex in the parking lot?
3. Making Sure a Cheeky Wedding Crasher Stays Out (Maid of Honor x Wedding Crasher)
As the maid/person of honor, you spot someone on the dance floor who you don't think quite belongs and are determined to get rid of him. He tries to talk his way out of it, but will he wear you down on his way out and take you with him? Rough and filthy, "I have to get back to the reception", maybe with arguing/hatefuck vibes?
4. The Groom Gets Left at the Altar So You Take Him on His Honeymoon (Listener x Ex-Groom)
Not sure how angsty to go with this one, but I thought it would be less depressing overall for the Speaker to be the one left at the altar. It's that trope of, the flights are booked and the resort is paid for, so you might as well take the trip anyway, but oh no, you actually can't switch from a bridal suite to two rooms, and there's a hot tub and he's really got some big, hard feelings to get out.
The only thing I don't know is who exactly Listener should be in relation to our dumped groom. Best friend makes sense but is it too obvious I was wondering if it would be weird for him to take the wedding planner/photographer HAHA, maybe as a thank you for all the help. Omg what if it's his coworker/boss, because they have some clients they can meet there or something, so they make it a purely professional work trip wink wink nudge nudge. Give me your thoughts.