Published: December 4th 2024, 1:39:09 am
Three brand new silly ideas for December!!!
1. Corny Holiday TV Movie Takes a Turn (Romcom Protagonist Listener x "Wholesome" Small Town Stranger)
Okay so imagine one of those corny holiday TV movies (you know the ones). Listener is new to a small, idyllic, holiday-obsessed town and meets a wholesome, handsome guy who works at a Christmas Tree farm and he helps F take their tree home and there's sort of cheesy jokes and schmaltzy dialogue except then they have sloppy, rough, filthy sex and career-focused city slicker F just gets absolutely obliterated by Christmas tree guy. Imagine that!!!!
2. Flirty Student Aces His Final and Wins a Date with His TA (TA Listener x Student Speaker)
You're a university teacher's assistant and for some reason you made a bet with your flirty, annoying student that you'll go on a date with him if he aces the final. Now that the semester's over and you're not his TA, it's fine to have a cute holi-date followed by wild, switchy, brat-taming sex with him right? No age specification as usual, since TAs and university students can be older, younger or the same age as each other.
3. Grounded By a Snowstorm at the Airport Hotel with Your Aggravating Seatmate (Listener x Stranger)
I guess I'm in a little shit mood this month, because this is my other idea. You get into an argument with your seatmate on the plane about something silly that basically lasts the entire flight, only for a snowstorm to ground your plane on layover and you have to stay overnight at the airport hotel. Since you've only been talking to each other the whole time, you end up continuing the argument at the hotel bar and then your room! TWO DUMMIES HATE-FUCKING ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!