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February 2025 Update | Happy Valentine's, Delightful Degenerates!

Published: February 1st 2025, 11:30:01 am

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 A little preview of a new piece of art I commissioned for Valentine's Day...

Pardon my language, but how in the holy fuckbuckets is it February already? Can someone explain this to me? Because WOW January was a blur.

♡ What's coming through the soundwaves this month?

Your horny tomboy roommate got dumped and wants you to be her valentine, and your super strict professor needs to punish you for that accidental dick pic you sent, to start. There will be a new episode of The Alcumist series and a certain shared-by-milfs scenario. Also a couple of tiers are getting sequels to a couple of audios from January. And we can't forget our poll winners - those audios are remaining secret until they've been written, though.

Winning tags:

I'm sensing a theme here - it truly is breeding season! I'll also work some of the other tags in, but the top three in all tiers included breeding and creampies and making out, which I found both hilarious and exciting. I can't wait to dig in and turn these into fun audios for you all!

♡ New tier reward for Bodyguards & Managers - free downloads of the monthly poll winners!

You may have noticed an audio drop on these tiers today! Going forward, at the beginning of every month you'll be able to download the previous month's poll winning audios to keep forever. The usual rules apply - please keep these for personal use only and don't share or upload them anywhere!

♡ Audios now available for purchase in my Itch shop!

One of the many brilliant requests that landed in the 2025 survey form was the ability to purchase audios from higher tiers without having to necessarily upgrade membership. I attempted to do this with Patreon's own store function, but they got flagged so I decided to go with a separate shop instead. I'm still in the process of uploading older audios to the store, so bear with me - if there's anything you're dying to hear, drop me a DM and I'll get it uploaded. For pricing, I wanted to keep it simple so anything on the Bodyguard and Manager tiers will be $10 USD each, and all other audios will be $5 USD each.

New audios (from January 2025 forward) will be added to the shop the following month from their release date so all pledged members get to have early access to their tier audios. January's audios will be posted to the shop at the end of this month, February's at the end of March, and so on.

Check out the shop here, if you're interested!

♡ 2025 Survey results incoming

The feedback form is now closed and I want to say thank you to everyone who responded. You all had some amazing ideas and suggestions. It seems most of you are happy with the way things currently are, and I've taken note of some of the themes you requested, which include:

I'm really excited to add some of these themes into audios throughout the year! I also went through some of the script suggestions and added them to my to-do list so keep an eye out if you've submitted something. I wish I could do everything all at once! I'll make a separate post going over the survey later in the month, but it seems like things are going well so far.

♡ Series audios galore!

I've become kind of addicted to these, and so there are a bunch of series happening. I'm planning to post new episodes on a rotational basis, so last month we had Adorable Assassin and Love Blossoms, and this month we'll have The Alcumist and Shared By MILFs. This way I get to mix it up, but still keep telling my longform stories. I hope that works for everyone!

All paid tiers will have access to

Backstage Pass + will have

Bodyguard + will have

Manager will have

♡ February is going to be an amazing month!

I'm so glad we get to spend Valentine's Day together. I hope you've had an amazing start to 2025 and if you haven't, there's no time like the present to get yourself back on track! If you haven't joined us over on Discord, please do - I'm there more frequently these days and love hearing from you. Don't be shy!

Join The Apothecary

Remember to drink water, take walks if you can, and be nice to yourself. If you don't have a Valentine this year, be your own Valentine! Make yourself a nice dinner, take yourself out on a date, and maybe put on an audio after dark and have a little fun. You deserve it. And while you're at it, take a couple audio kisses from me. Thanks for being the best Valentines I could've hoped for. You really are the best. XOXOXO!

Now let's get started on that breeding, shall we?