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At Least One of Us Will Enjoy This: The Twelve Wilting Boners

Published: February 2nd 2021, 4:58:08 am

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Your friendly neighborhood sex witch welcomes the gloomy month of February with this loopy segment, brought to you by the erotic horror of dancing princesses, uterine maintenance, moral ambiguity, faulty duct tape, and chamomile tea. 

I'm disappointed in myself for not drawing a parallel between The Twelve Dancing Princesses and Footloose. Argh. 

Please take note how this was supposed to be a "short" audio, and it's not short at all. I'm still going to post a few more ALOoUWET segments this month anyway.