Published: January 9th 2024, 3:00:07 pm
…No, no, you’re right, it’s your birthday, the LEAST I can do is say it. Alright… obviously I… I love you, but that doesn’t necessarily mean that I’m making this cake for YOU! …I mean, whatever this is! It COULD be cake, but… also, it could… uh… yeah, I got nothing. Dammit, you made me spoil the surprise! …The surprise of… this cake for… me! Yeah, it’s not a birthday cake! I’m making it for me and me alone! Because I… wanted cake! That’s all!
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