Published: December 12th 2023, 5:16:55 pm
Okay, let me brief you really quick: You were taken into the RFCP, the Romantic Foster Care Program. Oh, well, you see, your parents were really worried about you because you still don't have a girlfriend, so they put you up for adoption and, well, I was assigned to be your foster girlfriend until we can find a forever girlfriend for you. No, I'm not joking.
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