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Pink Sugar - Page 242

Published: June 20th 2023, 9:10:35 pm

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets,  heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on  train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams  fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles  loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs  out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears  throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.