loser gets a wedgie at the baseball fields! 😈
as I was taking my normal route home from work, I was jumped by two guys. they pinned me and said I look like the perfect nerd to wedgie. my eyes widened and I tried squirming to get away but it was no use 😪
they were about my height (6’1), but were much more filled out. their arms were at least twice the size of mine, so they had no issue wrestling me to the bench. while one jock held me down, the other violently pulled my compression shorts until he could pull my leg holes over the bench 😫
they proceeded to give me a noogie and wet willy as if the public wedgie wasn’t embarrassing enough. then they called me a nerd, laughed at me in voices much deeper than my own, and left me stuck here 🥺