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The goal is to be ‘that’ mom—the cool one who still somehow ..
Too hot to handle, too wild to hold. 🔥
Look, but don’t touch… unless you ask nicely. 😏
"Going hiking today! Which means preparing for my kiddo to c..
Some people run on caffeine—I run on chaos, sarcasm, and wha..
Netflix asks ‘Are you still watching?’ Yes, obviously.
Wine nights are self-care and I stand by that.💅
Handle with care… I break rules, not hearts. 😈
Me at work: ‘I’ll take care of it.’ Me at home: Forgets inst..
The best alarm clock? A 5-year-ol poking your face at 6 AM.😭
I could be productive this weekend… but where’s the fun in t..
Swipe right… but only if you can keep up. 😉
Nothing beats the feeling of getting lost in a good book… un..
I don’t do love triangles… but I do love curves. 😏
Concert tickets may be expensive, but the happiness is price..
Every award show is just an excuse for me to judge red carpe..
Wouldn’t you rather be tangled up with me? 😈
Me: Does one task ‘Wow, I deserve a break.’ 😌
Me: Has a slight cough Google: ‘You have 24 hours to live.’ ..
Work-life balance’ is just me working and then pretending I ..
Cooking at home: 30 mins. Eating: 5 mins. Cleaning up: 3-5 b..
I make bad decisions look really, really good. 😉
Forget chocolates… unwrap me instead. 😘
Nothing brings people together like good food and free snack..
Who needs a Valentine when you can spoil yourself better tha..
Every shopping trip starts with ‘I just need one thing’ and ..
Are you sure you can handle me? Let’s find out. 😏
Why does medicine taste like straight-up poison? Like hello,..
You know you’re a mom when ‘sleeping in’ means anything past..
Keep looking—I love being admired. 😘
You’ve been warned: I’m dangerously irresistible. 🔥
Mom, I don’t like this dinner.’ Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t real..
Why does the last hour of work feel longer than the first se..
Can’t keep my eyes off you… and it looks like you can’t eith..
That feeling when you finally clear your inbox... only for f..
Dare to keep up with me? 😏
Some days you’re the productive employee, some days you’re j..
Put on workout clothes this morning. Did I work out? No. But..
Parenting is just repeatedly answering 'Why?' until your chi..
There’s no better feeling than finding the perfect cozy hood..
Everything you want and more… if you’re lucky. 😈
Looking hot, feeling hotter. 🔥
Some people meditate, I reorganize my entire house at 10 PM ..
Why do I have a to-do list if I’m just going to ignore it an..
Maybe you’ll fall for me… maybe you won’t. But I’ll enjoy th..
Adulthood is realizing that staying in, ordering food, and w..
Nothing prepares you for the level of betrayal when your kid..
If you think I’m tempting now, wait until you see more. 👀
