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I saved your reputation by not telling my side of the story...

Red Flags never Turn green.

Am I constantly tired? Yes.But am I staying up when I should..

I use to rush to defend myself against false accusations but..

Be Teachable. You are not always right.

Person: What is the dumbest thing You’ve ever done?Me: Awful..

When they see you at your worst, but STILL think you are the..

Person: So what do you make at your current job?ME: Mostly m..

Not everything I post is my situation. Sometimes I post your..

Life is a garden and I’m the hoe. 😆

Consistence is harder when no one is clapping for you. Clap ..

A smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Everyone isn’t proud of you. They’re just surprised you keep..

I’m a very observant person. So if you think I didn’t notice..

How to tell someone you hate them politely.‘You are the Mond..

Stay close to people who want more for you.Not more from you..

Never using online dating again.Last guy said he lived in a ..

How is potato salad Even a salad? 

I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do..

I’ll always be there for you’~ My laundry I haven’t put away..

Kindness will never go out of style.

Be the reason people believe in pure hearts, good vibes & ki..

Remember… that you once dreamed of being where you are now.

#whoremembers If you first read that as ‘whore members’ we’r..

Just because a woman likes your picture or status on social ..

Once you have seen a women take off her bra without removing..

Spark Joy! 

When you fall on your face you’re still moving forward. 

We don’t lick people. ~Lies adults tell to kids~

You call it coffee, I call it my emotional support beverage.

I need 100K and a hug right now. Please don’t hug me without..

My mind is like my internet browser19 tabs open3 of them are..

1+1=3 If you don’t use a condom.

Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.

Being an adult is so weird. I’m just unsupervised all the ti..

I’d like to thank whomever told my mom that WTF means ‘wow t..

I hate it when I forget my password and answer my secret que..

Some call it multi-tasking,I call it doing something else wh..

My 1st day as a crime scene investigator Detective: How did ..

My brain said  “crunches” by my stomach auto-correct it to  ..

Alcohol! Because no great story started with a salad.

A diamond is a chunk of coal that did well under pressure. 

Try to be a rainbow in someone else’s cloud.

There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs..

You never fail until you stop trying. 

D O N ’T   Q U I T 

Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise.

Welcome to the dark side, where all the fun stuff happens.

You know that tingle little feeling you get when you like so..

If you are offended by the things I say just imagine the stu..