im dressed like winnie the pooh and about to be stuck knuckl..
Published: December 13th 2020, 7:51:31 am
im dressed like winnie the pooh and about to be stuck knuckle deep in a sticky jar.
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gross
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i’ve never referred to my pussy as a “sticky jar” before. instead i like to compare it to a chinese finger trap.
you try to pull out of it, and that shit just sucks you right back in.
side note(s):
my bras didn’t arrive today. i should’ve double checked the tracking before i made such a claim. but when it arrives i’ll do a try on video for sure!
also, i’m only on round two of laser hair removal so i’ve still got a little stubble. i have a feeling someone might see that and think “wtf? i thought she got that zapped off!”
because that’s what i think every time i see it haha
