on this edition of Phone Gems...
1. that one time i met Ron Jeremy and he gave me a wet willy. grossest shit that’s ever happened to me.
2-5. the night @leannecrow agreed to help me move in to my new apartment, but we got about as far as 1 mirror and 18 beers. that’s about as much as we got done that night, as you can see.
6 & 7. when i was feeling exploring the world of pubic grooming. featured here, the landing strip. this was shortly followed by a few “interesting” choices that i’ve come to regret. (that’s a story for another day)
8 & 9. pretty self explanatory
hope you enjoyed!
and sorry if any of these are repeats... it’s hard to keep track of everything i’ve posted over the years.
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*IMPORTANT NOTICE*
i am 80% sure that i’ve solved the issues i was having in terms of live-streaming, and i will be online tomorrow to test the quality, etc.
i have another laser hair removal appointment tomorrow so i can’t say for sure what time i’ll start streaming, but i’ll be giving updates and at least an hour notice (hopefully more so you guys can tune in!)
