Published: January 14th 2025, 3:00:25 pm
Your reality 🐶🎀
feeling paw-fully lonely, so you throw your bones to some lazy pup online to yap at you
Im barking mad and totally ruff with you
I blow all your kibble on treats and chew toys
it gets your tail wagging
ohno.bork
you fetched yourself a findom obsession and dug yourself into a financial hole
I win 🥇